You don't know what you got till it's gone. I'll say. Honey's out shopping and I didn't notice the TP was empty until just now.
I was myself once. It didn't go well. I went back to being that other guy. Now I am beside myself.
Some wise guy in the bar last night looked at my beer belly and joked, is that Budweiser or Miller?
I said there's a tap underneath, you tell me.
I said there's a tap underneath, you tell me.
As long as the owner didn't get my plate number. Also, the lady who lives downstairs likes it when we remove our shoes so this might get a little complicated.
I think suitcases should have a built in scale so you know how much it weighs before you get to the airport.
Found in a park near here. Over 1000 fairy houses that started showing up a number of years ago. The idea caught on and now it's a great place to take the yung'uns.
Too bad I didn't have a nice camera and especially if I knew how to use it.
Too bad I didn't have a nice camera and especially if I knew how to use it.
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A man meets a fairy.
"I grant you 2 wishes", says the fairy.
"I want a bottle of beer that never gets empty", says the man.
He starts to drink. After two minutes he stops drinking and the bottle is still full.
"And your second wish?", the fairy asks.
"Another one of those please"
"I grant you 2 wishes", says the fairy.
"I want a bottle of beer that never gets empty", says the man.
He starts to drink. After two minutes he stops drinking and the bottle is still full.
"And your second wish?", the fairy asks.
"Another one of those please"
We have a suitcase scale. We never go to an airport. We put a Corgi in a bag and hang the bag on the scale to weigh her/him.