Something to lighten the mood

[Galu]

The sign to this hamlet is a source of frustration for the local council, as it is regularly stolen!

 

[Cal Weldon]

Canada has a few interesting town namesas well

Dildo
Come By Chance
Blow Me Down
Balls Creek
Sober Island
Cocagne
Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!
Punkeydoodles Corners
Crotch Lake
Ball's Falls
Finger
Mosquito Grizzly Bears Head Lean Man
Climax
Moose Jaw
Eyebrow
Big Beaver
Urin
Spuzzum
Skookumchuk
Stoner

 

[Cal Weldon]

Reality cartoon. Took me a minute.

 

[as_audio]

vaccination ?

 

[Cal Weldon]

Road Runner Show TV Theme Original Opening - YouTube

 

[as_audio]

I have a much more convoluted method of weighing my dog. I stand on the bathroom scale, look down, have my wife hand me the dog and look down again.

Small difference of large numbers is an insecure measure.

 

[bucks bunny]

 

[AllenB]

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[Galu]

Canada has a few interesting town names as well...

There's a few rude names in there too!

Here's some from England - you know, that country just south of Scotland!

Shitterton - The name derives from“scitere” meaning sewer and ton (modern equivalent being town). This was quite literally, the place by the sewer.

Wetwang - It appeared in the Domesday book (1086) as Wetuuangha.

C*cks - Coming from Coccs, the Old English word for heaps or hillocks.

Bitchfield - Originally appearing in the Domesday book as Billesfelt.

 

[Cal Weldon]

Just remember that if only 1 out of every 100 people in the world thinks you are attractive, that's still 78,000,000 people.

 

[boswald]

Even one in a million would be exhausting.

 

[Cal Weldon]

Small difference of large numbers is an insecure measure.

Using the digital makes reading those pesky numbers a lot easier. If I want confusion I just get on the Seca. You bang on though. My 100kgs vs. the dog at 4.5kg makes the digital the way to go.

 

[haiqu]

Just remember that if only 1 out of every 100 people in the world thinks you are attractive, that's still 78,000,000 people.

By the time I eliminate all the women with low IQ, or who are too young or too old, or who live too far away, or who are already married or have too many kids at home, or who have too high an opinion of themselves to be bothered with me, it came down to just one woman.

And she's gay. :-(

 

[Cal Weldon]

hehe.

I spent my entire life waiting for the perfect woman. At last she came into my life. Alas, she was waiting for the perfect man.

 

[Galu]

I spent my entire life waiting for the perfect woman.

I only had to wait for one day.

I ticked 'Express Delivery'!

 

[AllenB]

Galu, stop starting things

 

[Galu]

Darn!

I forgot to order one of these:

 

[as_audio]

... If I want confusion I just get on the Seca. ...

Seca only up to 150 kg as per your picture ? Not for the American market ..

 

[boswald]

are you saying we're fat?

 

[AllenB]

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