Something to lighten the mood

[Cal Weldon]

There's a furniture store out there specializing in couches and arm chairs. It's called Shack of Sit.

 

[poynton]

I'm older than ..............LEDs

When I was at university, I remember Wireless World had free LEDs as a giveaway.
There was a race to the magazine rack when the latest issue arrived.

 

[Cal Weldon]

If you think women are the weaker sex, try getting the blankets back at night.

 

[Cal Weldon]

There's a state in Western India where the main highway is Goa Way

 

[Cal Weldon]

My life is an oxymoron.

I live on Park Drive
I park in my driveway
I drive on the parkway
My wife says "go ahead, back up the car.

 

[chrisb]

Your wife may live with an oxymoron; mine, just a moron.

 

[Cal Weldon]

And I thought you were an oxy. What’s wrong with that woman?

 

[jackinnj]

Charlie Berens: Midwest Olympics Midwest Olympics - YouTube

 

[wg_ski]

I'm older than ..............LEDs

The metallic age - silver in your hair, gold in your teeth, and lead (sometimes spelled LED) in your a**.

 

[jan.didden]

I missed one of the greatest breakthroughs of all time.
I should have believed the guy and bought stock.

Jan

 

[poynton]

The metallic age - silver in your hair, gold in your teeth, and lead (sometimes spelled LED) in your a**.

Silver -- Yes

Gold -- Yes

Lead -- No way anything is going there !!!!!

 

[chrisb]

And I thought you were an oxy. What’s wrong with that woman?

Cal, you realize that’s a question for which any reply other than “nothing” is completely incorrect.

 

[chrisb]

Silver -- Yes

Gold -- Yes

Lead -- No way anything is going there !!!!!

Until it’s time for a prostate biopsy or colonoscopy. Just for fun, make sure to weigh yourself immediately before and after the gastrointestinal preparation for those procedures.

 

[Cal Weldon]

Careful, she might 'sue' you.

 

[Cal Weldon]

Just for fun

Shouldn't that be Just for ***** and giggles?

 

[chrisb]

From what I’ve seen, lots of the former, and not much of the latter. No solid food or thick fluids for the day before, the purge, and the anesthesia leaves one rather woozie on the drive home. Frankly, the vasectomy was much less invasive, albeit “tender” for a day or so.

 

[AllenB]

My wife said if I don't get off the computer and help with the dishes she's going to sla..............,stmqerl; ]-000CVM [o0aevuy' ;;;;;;;;q4ivy/moer

 

[nigelwright7557]

Now I remember why I got divorced !

Can spend all day on the computer and my audio projects and not a sign of discontent from a spouse.

 

[Galu]

Perhaps your ex-wife wasn't persuasive enough!

 

[jackinnj]

If you ever had teenage sons: