Something to lighten the mood

[levistubby]

 

[techtool]

 

[Cal Weldon]

You know it's time to lose weight when you have to thread the belt through the loops before you put your pants on.

 

[AllenB]

 

[simon7000]

You know it's time to lose weight when you have to thread the belt through the loops before you put your pants on.

It is also a bad sign when the length of the belt is greater than how tall you are!

 

[chrisb]

Game day specialty packs

 

[chrisb]

Sound familiar?

 

[chrisb]

More of a Mars bar guy myself

 

[Cal Weldon]

I am happy that at this age, that second one took only 3.6 seconds for me to get it. I know, because I use a stopwatch.
Thanks Chris.
Say hi to Sue.

 

[chrisb]

🙂Clamp your hams

 

[wg_ski]

So what is the sound of one ham clamping?

 

[Potentiallyincorrect]

Oink, oink, oink!

 

[levistubby]

To graduate DJ school you have to pass your vinyls…..

 

[Stuey]

So what is the sound of one ham clamping?

Squelch!

 

[Cal Weldon]

Sigh...
So now that I'm over the hill, why is it such an uphill battle?

 

[Cal Weldon]

Golden years?
Hardly.
Closest I came was when I was young and had a silver tongue.

 

[Ixnay]

Cal, Um we regret to inform you that we have found yet another hill just ought of sight. Some have called it Boot Hill.

 

[AllenB]

 

[techtool]

Sigh...
So now that I'm over the hill, why is it such an uphill battle?

I just retired so I'm feeling it too.
Thank God we still have good music to relate to....

 

[NareshBrd]

I think Marvin Gaye is long dead...but nice list, if you like that type of humor.