Something to lighten the mood

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
And my entire pear tree in his insides.

In the last 4 days, two porcupines courted in my pear tree, mated on my lawn, and then went in the pear tree every night. I could hear the branches breaking from inside the house. The pear tree has gone from over-exuberant water-sprouty to nearly naked. Saved me the trouble of pruning this winter, but is over-pruned.
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This is the second night, before the heavy eating started.
 
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A stray dog made a habit of sitting on my car roof, so I put some spicy chutney / tomato sauce after diluting it on the roof and tires.
Later I saw he was sitting near the car looking distressed.

Inhaling red chilly, green chilly and garlic does that...dogs here sniff the car before letting go.
Friend says let them wash your car...different thinking...
 
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