Something to lighten the mood

[AllenB]

 

[soundbrigade]

 

[lcsaszar]

Oh, my router does 😱

My router does it better

 

[Cal Weldon]

Zoo Rules:
Anyone who throws things at the crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

 

[Cal Weldon]

Instructions for twerking:

1. Reconsider.
2.

 

[Cal Weldon]

Sign in a church:

Do not leave valuables unattended. Others may think their prayers have been answered.

 

[techtool]

Happy September too!
I'm looking forward to my annual check-up again....

 

[soundchaser]

What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?
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Lukewarm 🤣

 

[Galu]

My girlfriend left me because I'm a big Star Wars fan.

Looks like tonight I'll be Han Solo.

 

[mchambin]

My girlfriend left me because I'm a big Star Wars fan.

Looks like tonight I'll be Han Solo.

Hand solo

 

[Galu]

Yes, mchambin, you got it! 😊

 

[Cal Weldon]

Marriage:

 

[Cal Weldon]

Ditto.

 

[Fonebones]

At the beginning the man calls it cute quirks, 15 years later the police call it a motive.

 

[billshurv]

Instructions for twerking:

1. Reconsider.
2.

In uk 'twerk' is where people from Yorkshire go every monday to friday 9-5

 

[Galu]

A Yorkshireman walks in to the vet's and says, "Ay up, can tha tek a look at our cat? It's not bin it's sen lately."

"Certainly" says the vet. "First things first, is it a Tom?"

"Nah" he replies. "I've got it 'ere wi me."

 

[Fuling]

Truth

 

[chrisb]

What do you call a barber whose clients are mostly bald.
an air stylist.

 

[chrisb]

How do you find a blind man on a nude beach

its not hard

 

[soundbrigade]

-What do you get if you interbreed a mol with a whale?
- The Panama canal.