Don't spend money tracing your family history. Go into public office and your opponents will do it for you.
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Some words of wisedom:
A little bird is sitting, cold and hungry when a farmer passes by, lifts up the bird and places it in a fresh cow dung where the warmth and maggots, flies and larvae will keep the bird alive.
However the bird is making loud protests and when another farmer passes by, he picks up the bird and wrings its neck off and tosses it to the side of the road.
Whats the sense moral:
a) The one who puts you in deep sh!t isn’t necessary your enemy.
b) The one who picks you out of the sh!t isn’t always your friend.
c) When deep down in the sh!t, always keep your mouth shut.
A little bird is sitting, cold and hungry when a farmer passes by, lifts up the bird and places it in a fresh cow dung where the warmth and maggots, flies and larvae will keep the bird alive.
However the bird is making loud protests and when another farmer passes by, he picks up the bird and wrings its neck off and tosses it to the side of the road.
Whats the sense moral:
a) The one who puts you in deep sh!t isn’t necessary your enemy.
b) The one who picks you out of the sh!t isn’t always your friend.
c) When deep down in the sh!t, always keep your mouth shut.
So to lighten the mood. Here’s a few pictures of my dogs and cat. The golden dog decides to jump up in my bed and acting human 😂🤣 and take a nap. 🤷🏻♂️. The dark mixed shepherd is a crazy boy. He gives me a hug and and a kiss when I get home everyday from work. Love to play ball and run in the yard and chase anything. The Female golden just waits and get super excited and doesn’t give hugs but, likes to play a lot. She’s very sweet. The cat is my daughters I take care of her and she likes my dsp the best? 🤦🏼. Go figure? So the Golden has friend a deer I call toots. Kinda of cute but, awesome that the deer sniffs through the fence with my dog but, is not afraid. I have been around animals my whole life starting with living and growing up in the country.
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I got it, if that soothes your soul……but then again i thought Ariana Grande was a large coffee from Starbucks so what do i know! 🤣
I know nothing about coffee so I always ask for moccasino.
In the shops around these parts, the moccasinos are sole-less. (Maybe that's why I recently spent about 1500 buckskins on DIY coffee gear.)
In the old west was a saloon.
A rider on horseback rode up; got off his horse and tied it to the post.
He went 'round to the back of the horse and lifted the horse's tail and smooched him right on the a-hole.
Everyone in the saloon had seen this and were dumbfounded.
The rider came in to the saloon and went up to the bar and ordered a whisky.
The saloon keeper obliged and said; "Stranger; we all saw what you did out there and it was the dangdest thing. What the hell did you do that for?"
"Chapped lips." the stranger replied.
"Oh" said the saloon keeper, "Does it help?"
"Not really" said the stranger, "But it sure keeps you from licken 'em."
A rider on horseback rode up; got off his horse and tied it to the post.
He went 'round to the back of the horse and lifted the horse's tail and smooched him right on the a-hole.
Everyone in the saloon had seen this and were dumbfounded.
The rider came in to the saloon and went up to the bar and ordered a whisky.
The saloon keeper obliged and said; "Stranger; we all saw what you did out there and it was the dangdest thing. What the hell did you do that for?"
"Chapped lips." the stranger replied.
"Oh" said the saloon keeper, "Does it help?"
"Not really" said the stranger, "But it sure keeps you from licken 'em."
If Watson isn't the most famous doctor in the world... then Who is.
I was in the bottle shop, happily browsing the beers when the assistant stocking the shelves said 'Is there anything I can do for you?' I said no, thank you and went back to browsing when the manager flew around the corner and said 'you look like someone who could do with some help'. I said sure, thanks, I'd like to get drunk.. what do you recommend?