I feel old and I feel dumb.
I thought Ariana Grande was a font.
I thought Ariana Grande was a font.
And my entire pear tree in his insides.A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
In the last 4 days, two porcupines courted in my pear tree, mated on my lawn, and then went in the pear tree every night. I could hear the branches breaking from inside the house. The pear tree has gone from over-exuberant water-sprouty to nearly naked. Saved me the trouble of pruning this winter, but is over-pruned.

This is the second night, before the heavy eating started.
English is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
A stray dog made a habit of sitting on my car roof, so I put some spicy chutney / tomato sauce after diluting it on the roof and tires.
Later I saw he was sitting near the car looking distressed.
Inhaling red chilly, green chilly and garlic does that...dogs here sniff the car before letting go.
Friend says let them wash your car...different thinking...
Later I saw he was sitting near the car looking distressed.
Inhaling red chilly, green chilly and garlic does that...dogs here sniff the car before letting go.
Friend says let them wash your car...different thinking...
Little known fact: Before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home.
Anybody else see the nice pun in that one ?The Americans call it an "elevator", but the British call it a "lift".
I suppose we're just raised differently.
Jan
OK, you use an elevator or a lift to go upwards. But how do you descend?Anybody else see the nice pun in that one ?
Jan
The French use "un ascenseur" for going up, but they don't have any "descenseur" either.
Edit: I found there is a device called "lowerator". Problem solved.
I was referring to the use of 'raised differently' in the context of elevator versus lift ;-)
Jan
Jan
But you are still potentially incorrect 😛My parents raised me to have greater potential.
Maybe he's bi-polar too...But you are still potentially incorrect 😛
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