I'm going to tell you all a story.
But first, I'm going to have me a big ol' belt of rum.
No good story ever started with a salad.
But first, I'm going to have me a big ol' belt of rum.
No good story ever started with a salad.
I don't know if you are aware of the late, great singer and comedian Max Bygraves?
His catch phrase was "I wanna tell you a story"!
Here he is, on the left, with his contemporaries Tommy Cooper and Arthur Askey. Doyens of a more innocent comedic era?
His catch phrase was "I wanna tell you a story"!
Here he is, on the left, with his contemporaries Tommy Cooper and Arthur Askey. Doyens of a more innocent comedic era?
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How about "Did I ever tell you about the time I found a liopleurodon in my salad?" 😀No good story ever started with a salad.
-Gnobuddy
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You don't need fancy lines like that anymore... just follow the instructions as shown below.How about "Did I ever tell you about the time I found a liopleurodon in my salad?" 😀
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the difference beside being PASSionated freaks?
Not too much!
the second one sadly PASSed away, the first one will still ask you "LEMMY your solder iron!"
They're from the planet Covinia19 in the galaxy of Tinfoilia.This one hit my funny bone . . .
Are these the real Wal-Martians?
So now Walmart is the inter-galactic low price leader, serving bargain hunters from infinity and beyond. Who knew?
Walmart had a sale on batteries that day - to keep their inflation suits and air pumps going.So now Walmart is the inter-galactic low price leader, serving bargain hunters from infinity and beyond. Who knew?
Maybe they're just out looking for their lost dog. You know, the one who showed up here last Monday.
They're saying, "Look how much the price of vegetables has gone up!"
Well, that's inflation for you! 😊
Well, that's inflation for you! 😊
"By the way, did you watch the game?"
https://www.iihf.com/en/events/2022/olympic-m/news/32245/fin-roc-gmg
https://www.iihf.com/en/events/2022/olympic-m/news/32245/fin-roc-gmg
My cousin competed in some international academic games. One of the teams required their coaches be given the questions in advance of the tests to be sure the translation was correct.
Not too surprising that the translations must have been correct as their team usually placed very well on all the tests. Taking almost all the first and second places. My cousin placed third in his group. More interesting was that they did not have a category for his specialty (physics if I recall correctly.) so he did math (again if I recall correctly.)
Just as a side his mother taught math at MIT and latter Johns Hopkins.
So I look at many of the medalists as being truly outstanding, others not so much…. Judging also has been a problem at past Olympics, not just who can compete and what team they are on.
Not too surprising that the translations must have been correct as their team usually placed very well on all the tests. Taking almost all the first and second places. My cousin placed third in his group. More interesting was that they did not have a category for his specialty (physics if I recall correctly.) so he did math (again if I recall correctly.)
Just as a side his mother taught math at MIT and latter Johns Hopkins.
So I look at many of the medalists as being truly outstanding, others not so much…. Judging also has been a problem at past Olympics, not just who can compete and what team they are on.
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