Something to lighten the mood

[Galu]

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.

He kept leaving little messages around the house.

 

[AllenB]

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[Galu]

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.

I lost my case.

 

[Galu]

One for the cat owners in this thread:

 

[Cal Weldon]

That's how we know the world is not flat. Cats would have pushed everything off by now.

 

[Cal Weldon]

Actually, I don’t think the overuse of antibiotics is anything to joke about.

Yes dear, now go make me a sandwich would you?

 

[Cal Weldon]

I'm not superstitious, I'm just stitious.

 

[Cal Weldon]

I have to say 'almond milk' because some people don't like the term 'nut juice'.

 

[Cal Weldon]

I came up with a good word for my stomach

Flat

The L is silent.

 

[Cal Weldon]

I'm not clumsy.

Doors, stairs, coffee tables, area rugs and knives all hate me.

 

[Pano]

No Cal, they love you and want to reach out and touch you. Hard.

 

[Evenharmonics]

One for the cat owners in this thread:

Another one for cat owners. Alugalug Cat X Kiffness X Violin - YouTube

 

[AllenB]

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[Galu]

Cartoons can be so enlightening!

 

[jan.didden]

Ah - those engineers ...

Jan

 

[AllenB]

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[chrisb]

Just grilled up some chicken for topping a chopped Asian salad, so that first one made me chuckle.

 

[AllenB]

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[AllenB]

Not what you think.

 

[Galu]

Alive and kicking!