Something to lighten the mood

[Mr_Zenith]

Query: Why is one who is learned in theology called a theologian, while a practitioner of geology is called a geologist?

 

[PRR]

Scientists recorded the sound of two helium atoms laughing: HeHe.

 

[jackinnj]

Scientists recorded the sound of two helium atoms laughing: HeHe.

@PRR -- that is a classical "Dad Pun"

 

[AllenB]

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[AllenB]

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[Cal Weldon]

And your spelling goes to pot

Wow, I read that how many times and never noticed? Even after your post Bill, it took me a while. I guess that's why you always have someone else do your proofreading. Fixed now.

 

[Cal Weldon]

on an AC theme

That name is a bit risque is it not?

 

[billshurv]

They are a NZ company so guess they are less uptight over there. In UK it's not allowed


Banned '''your wife is hot''' air conditioning ad appears on billboard - BBC News


It would have worked better 40 years ago TBH. And apologies if I've pushed the boundaries here too far.

 

[AllenB]

Call me old fashioned but if these things are spoken about in hushed tones rather than being plastered on billboards then they might reach the children about the time when they're able to appreciate them.

 

[Cal Weldon]

I wasn't including myself in that group Bill, just that some are more sensitive to that sort of thing.

 

[Cal Weldon]

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[billshurv]

Call me old fashioned but if these things are spoken about in hushed tones rather than being plastered on billboards then they might reach the children about the time when they're able to appreciate them.

OTOH the company involved got themselves on the BBC news page....Twice.



And the same slogan, less the model has been seen in USA a number of times. This however is still funny but less offensive.

 

[AllenB]

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[jan.didden]

No comment.

Jan

 

[Cal Weldon]

So my wife says: Honey, it's cold out. Can you make a veggie smoothy and warm it up for me?
I said honey, you mean soup?
She says, no you know I don't like veggie soup.

 

[Cal Weldon]

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[Cal Weldon]

If you take a probiotic and an antibiotic, did you just waste your money?

 

[Cal Weldon]

When one door closes, another opens.
And then it closes, and then it opens.
Closes, opens, closes, opens.

Aha, it's my fridge!

 

[AllenB]

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[chrisb]

If you take a probiotic and an antibiotic, did you just waste your money?

Actually, I don’t think the overuse of antibiotics is anything to joke about. Humans might be “smarter” than bugs/ viruses, but they can adapt / evolve much faster than our science can catch up with.