Something to lighten the mood

[Cal Weldon]

I gifted my mood ring today and I'm not sure how to feel about it.

 

[Galu]

Today is World Sleep Day.

At my age, I'd welcome an uninterrupted night's sleep!

 

[wrenchone]

So would I - I ain't exactly a spring chicken meself...

 

[Jim the Oldbie]

Holy hell I feel like I just ate a whole bag of Laffy Taffy.*

Well played, all.

* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laffy_Taffy

 

[AllenB]

In the UK, Australia and Ireland

The old adage 'you know what assume means?' ought to apply to quotes from wiki too

 

[Galu]

quotes from wiki

These days, who knows who's quoting who?

Did an independent site get the info from Wiki, or did Wiki get it from the independent site?

It's hard to know exactly what to believe.

 

[Galu]

However...

 

[techtool]

Sometimes you need to read between the lines, and sometimes you don't....

 

[techtool]

However...

Is "Can't Fight This Feline" on side B?

 

[gpauk]

Sometimes you need to read between the lines, and sometimes you don't....

Don't, is when a train is coming.....

 

[Bigun]

In Oslo, because they limit how much alcohol goes into a glass the bars have developed huge ice cubes to fill up your glass. Here’s one I had last week whilst I was there. Yes, the gold was real, coating a layer of snow.

 

[techtool]

Welcome to Spring 2023!
Words of wisdom for the adventurous among us.....
"You don't need a parachute to go sky diving.
You need a parachute to go sky diving twice."

 

[Galu]

Skydiving?

I would crap myself!

 

[Fast Eddie D]

No comparison.

 

[soundbrigade]

My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I didn't even know they did that...


The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones...
...But the people of Abu Dhabi do.


Three conspiracy theorists walked in to a bar... Now you can't tell me that's just a coincidence!

 

[soundbrigade]

Waiting for my Acadamy Award ...

 

[myleftear]

they got theirs loong time ago:

 

[cracked case]

I bought a Malcolm McLaren CD, but it's skipping...

 

[soundbrigade]

Waiting for my Acadamy Award ...

(That's me, old man in the kitchen)

 

[Galu]

My wife gets angry when I steal her kitchen utensils...

But its a whisk I'm willing to take.