Something to lighten the mood

It seems a Royal Navy F-35B made an emergency landing at an Indian airport, saying low fuel.

It is still stuck on the open tarmac 7 days later, and is the butt of many jokes, somebody has even put it up for sale on a site called olx.
They have refused offers to keep it in a hangar, and a fuel top up did not work, so there is lot of speculation about the real fault, and a lot of jokes have been made about it.

A net search will give many results.
Enjoy.
 
Ah, nostalgia, and the days of lightbulb jokes. I actually have been ticked off for calling them lightbulbs and was told they are lamps.
In a certain langue (guess which) the light bulb is commonly called "electric pear", but officially rather called "incandescent lamp". And the LED lamp is logically called "incandescent LED". It sounds better in that certain language.