My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started......
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started......
I know it's a matter of perspective but those two do not look 2000 feet apart.
So anyways, I arrived home early to find my wife and the poolboy in bed see?
So I grab him by his clamdigger and I drag him out to the work shed
I take his clamdigger and I lock it in the vice. I pull out a saw.
He looks at me and screams, you're not going to cut it off are you?
I says no, you are.
I'm going to set fire to the shed.
So I grab him by his clamdigger and I drag him out to the work shed
I take his clamdigger and I lock it in the vice. I pull out a saw.
He looks at me and screams, you're not going to cut it off are you?
I says no, you are.
I'm going to set fire to the shed.
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Somethings I don't understand. Like this slogan for example.
No means No.
Seems simple enough but, if someone doesn't understand the meaning of No, how does using it to define the word help?
No means No.
Seems simple enough but, if someone doesn't understand the meaning of No, how does using it to define the word help?
Australia has a reputation for having deadly animals. Compiled over the last 20 years, this list shows the animals involved in the most human deaths in Australia.
32% Horses (two-thirds involved falling from one)
15% Cows (more than half by direct contact)
10% Dogs (typically by attacks to children or the elderly)
7% Kangaroos (more than half involving motorcyclists, otherwise cars)
7% Snakes
6% Bees (anaphylaxis)
32% Horses (two-thirds involved falling from one)
15% Cows (more than half by direct contact)
10% Dogs (typically by attacks to children or the elderly)
7% Kangaroos (more than half involving motorcyclists, otherwise cars)
7% Snakes
6% Bees (anaphylaxis)
I haven't heard about deadly animals in Sweden, but cows are on the list I've heard. I think they kill by walking right over people or crushing them against a fence.
Another list:
Bees/Hornets - 3 kills/year
Dogs - 5-6000 people are bitten/year. 500 requires hospital care.
Moose - 5000 car accidents and 8-10 people killed. In 2008 a person was trampled to death.
Horse - 1-5 people dies each year, mostly by falling off the horse
Tics - 500 people suffer from TBE. Long lasting issues.
Adder - fewer than one case of death each 10 year
Mosquito - some strands carry bacteria causing severe problems. One killed in 2010 from infections.
Bear - Two killed in 2004 and 2007
Jellyfish
Weever
Last two causes severe pain that must be treated. Lasting problems from the fish.
Damn, now I was tricked to look for dangerous animals and OF COURSE had to endure watching a photo of a snake
I know this thread is to lighten the mood, but I'd speculate that the #1 deadliest animal to humans in my country is... humans.
Statistics in Finland, 1995-2018 (population 5 million)
Human suicide 1000 per year
Human violence 100-120 per year
Moose (only in traffic) (101) (Total number of mooses has gone down since then and cars are safer nowdays)
Horse(41)
Wasp (23)
Dog (21)
Cow (12)
Deer, reindeer, dog, fox etc. in traffic (10) (number of deers has increased since)
Cat (3)
Bear (1)
Viper snake (1) (the only poisonous snake in Finland)
Bee (1)
Sheep (1)
A cat's bite is very infectious, much more than a dog's bite.
Human suicide 1000 per year
Human violence 100-120 per year
Moose (only in traffic) (101) (Total number of mooses has gone down since then and cars are safer nowdays)
Horse(41)
Wasp (23)
Dog (21)
Cow (12)
Deer, reindeer, dog, fox etc. in traffic (10) (number of deers has increased since)
Cat (3)
Bear (1)
Viper snake (1) (the only poisonous snake in Finland)
Bee (1)
Sheep (1)
A cat's bite is very infectious, much more than a dog's bite.
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