1. You can't see your ears without a mirror.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose while your tongue is stuck out.
4. You just tried #3.
6. When you tried #3, you found out it is possible, but you look like a dog.
7. You are smiling now because you were fooled.
8. You skipped #5.
9. You just checked to see if there is a #5.
10. I hope this helps you have a great rest of your day!
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose while your tongue is stuck out.
4. You just tried #3.
6. When you tried #3, you found out it is possible, but you look like a dog.
7. You are smiling now because you were fooled.
8. You skipped #5.
9. You just checked to see if there is a #5.
10. I hope this helps you have a great rest of your day!
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For any of you travel trailer owners out there, I just winterized our little unit.
My goodness, wasn't I glad I made a list and put it on the iPad so memory didn't get in the way.
This is just the water system.
Holy cow.
Maybe not the right thread, but very lightening for me again this year as I got all the instructions right...
...I think
My goodness, wasn't I glad I made a list and put it on the iPad so memory didn't get in the way.
This is just the water system.
Holy cow.
Maybe not the right thread, but very lightening for me again this year as I got all the instructions right...
...I think
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So me and the buddies have been hanging so long we tell jokes by the number eh? I just says #12, we wait a sec and theys all laugh see?
So new buddy comes along right? So he hears us doing this okay? He decides to join in. He say joke #107 and gets not only laughter but he gets serious applause.
So he's wondering what the heck, you know, what's going on?
After I stop laughing, I says that's a beauty.
No one here has ever heard that one before.
So new buddy comes along right? So he hears us doing this okay? He decides to join in. He say joke #107 and gets not only laughter but he gets serious applause.
So he's wondering what the heck, you know, what's going on?
After I stop laughing, I says that's a beauty.
No one here has ever heard that one before.
Move to SoCal.
We run the yard sprinklers year round.
Winterization is remembering to put some of the "special" windshield wiper fluid before the Christmas drive North.
We're not going North this winter. I wonder how long that fluid will last, I think the jar is about four years old by now. Half a gallon left.
Oh, our furnaces actually kicked in this morning. It got cold last night... around 55F... brrr...
You know, in Hawai'i they got no stinkin' furna'aces and winterizing is a matter of getting enough rum to last through the Holidays.
Sure, do you have a 30 amp circuit in your driveway for me?
I'll let your peers judge that.
I'll take your word for it.
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How disappointed we are my friend. I had already set up the tents in the backyard since you love the GNW so much.
What exactly is a furna'aces?
It sounds like an incredible poker hand.
Our property in Maui gave me no clues, but I know you will help me with this, you always have.
And then he says #17 and nobody laughs! “What’s wrong?” “Well it is the way you told the joke!”
It's the crux of the apostrophe..... that's what Hawai'i has in spa'ades. But, they go no furna'aces near Pe'e Pe'e Falls ( hint, that in Hilo ).
We didn't have furnace when we lived in Hawai'i. Come to think about it, we didn't have blankets either.
The PNW is great.... what is the GNW?
The G is for Great. It doesn't stop at the border like the PNW. We consider all the people on this great coast to be a part of it.
C'mon Tony...
If you're not biting, I'm going elsewhere tonight.
There's a perfectly good MLS soccer playoff elimination game about to start involving Vancouver and some California team so bye bye for now.
I'm freezing... wife says that 72F is too hot in the house. I tell her to get naked.
ShE won't bite
It's cold outside, I'm gonna smoke a cigar and use the garage propane heater... brrrr....
ShE won't bite
It's cold outside, I'm gonna smoke a cigar and use the garage propane heater... brrrr....
