That’s beautiful! 😍
I have imagined and kind of started making something like that with SMA connectors and tees/barrels and bullets! Sadly I never finished nor did I take a picture.
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No way... Canadians don't wear shorts... you guys look like a North Dakotan in the middle of a bad late Autumn storm.
Now, why won't my BAF24 Zon Of Zenductor work?
Remember my wife, the Psychologist?
I told her I was going to fire the pool boy.
She say uh-huh, I knew it. You are feeling inadequate around young virile males as you age, aren't you?
I said no, that's not it.
She says what is it then?
I said honey, we don't have a pool.
I told her I was going to fire the pool boy.
She say uh-huh, I knew it. You are feeling inadequate around young virile males as you age, aren't you?
I said no, that's not it.
She says what is it then?
I said honey, we don't have a pool.
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Socks? WTH are those?
Kidding, I use them to case the Haggis. I don't like that disgusting stomach lining stuff.
Kidding, I use them to case the Haggis. I don't like that disgusting stomach lining stuff.
TBH, my wife bought me a pair recently. I think they were meant to ease me into my old age. You know socks and slippers kind of thing.
They only came up to me damn ankle. I was confused.
I was about to ask her the price when she says they were half off.
'You don't say?' was the only thing I came up with before the fight started.
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A man is on his deathbed, and he asks his wife, "Martha, soon I will be gone, and there's something I have to know. In all these 50 years of marriage, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
Martha replied, "Well, Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason."
Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you meant by good reasons?"
Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker, and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"
Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"
Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery for no charge."
"I recall that", said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."
"Alright," Martha said. "Do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?"
Martha replied, "Well, Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason."
Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you meant by good reasons?"
Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker, and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"
Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"
Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery for no charge."
"I recall that", said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."
"Alright," Martha said. "Do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?"
Here's a real one:
Yesterday I heard a local news radio station report the cost of turkey has dropped about 20% this year for Thanksgiving.
Great news, but this has sparked increased demand and the turkeys were "flying off the shelves" at grocery stores.
Really, I didn't think turkeys were able to fly...
Yesterday I heard a local news radio station report the cost of turkey has dropped about 20% this year for Thanksgiving.
Great news, but this has sparked increased demand and the turkeys were "flying off the shelves" at grocery stores.
Really, I didn't think turkeys were able to fly...
"As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" 😆
Tell a woman one time that she is beautiful.
She won't believe you.
Tell her she is fat one time and she will remember it forever.
Elephants never forget.
She won't believe you.
Tell her she is fat one time and she will remember it forever.
Elephants never forget.
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What about whales?
You know, a 14 million year old marine mammal that knows a hell of a lot more about sonar than you do. Of course if you call her that and she gets the joke (ie, like an elephant remembers Hunt for Red October) she’ll put you under the ocean.
You know, a 14 million year old marine mammal that knows a hell of a lot more about sonar than you do. Of course if you call her that and she gets the joke (ie, like an elephant remembers Hunt for Red October) she’ll put you under the ocean.