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Max Headroom

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davym said:
What about chime bars or tubular bells Frank, they ARE tuned instruments ;)
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Nope! I reckon the key factor is that the bowls are not tuned - there is nothing for the mind to grab on to, which it can use to try and make sense of the "chaos of sound" - it has to deal with the raw sound, and if that is not inherently self-consistent, well, it just sounds like a mess ...

The mind will latch onto the tune produced by the instrumental bells, and then ignore the bad rendition of the harmonics - it will "fill the gaps" ...
 
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fas42 said:
On an OT, singing bowls are about as good a way of highlighting system issues as anything - have a CD of these played by a decent practitioner, plus a real one, nice piece of shiny brass, in-house - not used for audio purposes, whatsoever! The genuine article creates an intense tone that cuts like a knife through your skull, it's all those higher harmonics going full chat - playing back the recording, a typical dud setup outputs a dull, dead grinding that makes no acoustic sense at all - what's this crap supposed to be, a casual listener would be prompted to say.

So, sometimes the ears are a touch useful ... ;)
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NASA admits functional test of zero point energy inertial drive.

Shawyer says that his company, Satellite Propulsion Research Ltd., has successfully tested experimental versions of the thruster. But many scientists have dismissed or downplayed such claims, saying the propulsion system violates the law of conservation of momentum, Wired UK reported.

In 2012, however, a team of Chinese researchers built their own version of the system and found that it does indeed work, generating enough thrust to potentially power a satellite. (ed: 72 grams) Then, an American scientist named Guido Fetta constructed his own device, which he calls the "Cannae Drive," and convinced the NASA team — which included warp drive researcher Sonny White — to try it out, which they did over the course of eight days in August 2013.
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And it works.

Sucks to be a flat earther. sucks to be a negative proofer.

Time to put the head on the curb and take back all the virulence, violence and ridicule that the monkey has cast at and into those who knew better.

So when the time finally came for all those derisive, nasty, viscous, borderline psychotic negative people to take their garbage back home, to get what is coming to them....suddenly the room was empty and so silent you could hear a pin drop.

They all went home shamefaced and silent. Brooding, waiting for the moment when they could pounce out there and fling poo again. There ain't no learning in them.

They can dish it out but they cannot take it. Not a single stand-up thinking human among them. Some of those people are in this thread. There is no getting around that.

In the final analysis, this is just one instance out of a thousand in the past and and thousand more to come.
 
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