Funniest snake oil theories

[mach1]

Yes, but how could you expect to pay any less when exotic and expensive materials like paper, wax and copper are used in its construction? It looks like a screaming bargain to me.

 

[billshurv]

hand rolled on the thighs of vestal virgins?

 

[Slothrop]

I'm sure it will sound even better with one of these sitting near it!

Bybee Audio Video Signal Enhancer

 

[billshurv]

@KBK: confused, are you in favour or against here?

 

[KBK]

i just killed the post, nevermind.....

 

[davym]

I'm sure it will sound even better with one of these sitting near it!

Bybee Audio Video Signal Enhancer

Nah that's waaaay to cheap, must be a con

If you use this very reasonably priced wire you wont need any of that quantum bothering stuff - Audio Note AN-CABLE-900.1 SOGON96 silver speaker wire Hifi Collective

 

[mach1]

I agree, with silver priced at around US$526/kg that's a screaming bargain and a once in a lifetime opportunity.

 

[davym]

As an added bonus, self flagellation with silver wire works way better than it does with copper. A banker told me so it must be true!

I think it's about time we moved on, how about titanium wire? or maybe a potent blend of polonium and mercury cryo treated on board the international space station.

 

[mach1]

What a stroke of genius: they could fund the entire US space program from the proceeds

Enhanced quantum tunneling effects due to manufacture in zero gravity conditions.....

 

[davym]

You heard it here first folks!

Maybe we can finally put all those spent fuel rods to some good use

 

[Slothrop]

I've found that the best material for purifying quantum flicker noise is shredded hundred dollar bills...

 

[Max Headroom]

Audio Note AN-CABLE-900.1 SOGON96 silver speaker wire Hifi Collective

Hifi Collective of your money more like....they must be trippin'.
Some more sensible prices here - http://www.ab-system.hk

Dan.

 

[Tattoo]

Hifi Collective of your money more like....they must be trippin'.
Some more sensible prices here - http://www.ab-system.hk

Dan.

You call that sensible prices?
Are you on drugs?
If yes, then can I get some?
If no, maybe you should try some.

 

[mach1]

We're all on drugs round here.

 

[billshurv]

but this Memento - BE Beryllium Solid Core Cable RCA Interconnects is brilliant. I love when new wonder material is used for one path, but not the other. Be alloy for signal, copper for return.

 

[SY]

@tattoo: Actually, I have one of their HA USB to spdif adapters. It was quite reasonably priced and works perfectly. Their cable prices are far more than they need to be , but far less than some other wire peddlers are charging. In the old white hat vs black hat classification, I'd put them in "light gray."

 

[Max Headroom]

Reality Is For People Who Can't Handle Drugs....

You call that sensible prices?
Are you on drugs?
If yes, then can I get some?
If no, maybe you should try some.

I think you misunderstand me,
USB Isolator for USD23.00 + postage USD3.00 sounds perfectly sensible to me, so much so that I just ordered one for T&M purposes.

Dan.

 

[SY]

but this Memento - BE Beryllium Solid Core Cable RCA Interconnects is brilliant. I love when new wonder material is used for one path, but not the other. Be alloy for signal, copper for return.

"This cable need 180 hour run in." It's like letting green bananas get yellow.

 

[mach1]

Don't worry Max, tattoo is an ascetic monk.

 

[Max Headroom]

Truth In Advertising ? ....

I'm not sure that this translated like they think it does...600W type R bovine pure linear computer power / have a fever PC power supply

Dan.