Doctor: I'm afraid you don't have long to live.
Me: How long do I have?
Doctor: Ten
Me: Ten what?
Doctor: Nine
Credit to the comedian known as "Geechy Guy".
Me: How long do I have?
Doctor: Ten
Me: Ten what?
Doctor: Nine
Credit to the comedian known as "Geechy Guy".
So my wife heads off with her girlfriends for a little time in Hawaii.
She asks if she can bring anything back for me.
I wink and say how about a little Hawaiian girl?
They had a great time I hear.
She returns and I ask, so?
She says, I'll let you know in nine months.
She asks if she can bring anything back for me.
I wink and say how about a little Hawaiian girl?
They had a great time I hear.
She returns and I ask, so?
She says, I'll let you know in nine months.
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So last December my niece Karen calls to ask if she can borrow $1000 for rent.
I said sure come by tomorrow.
Right after I hang up, my sister calls to say if Karen calls, tell you don't have any money.
Why I asked?
She wants bail money for her boyfriend so they can spend the holidays together.
Uh-huh, I see.
Next day Karen pops by and I hand her a fistful of bills.
Two hours later I get a call from the local sheriff's office.
Uncle Cal, why did you give me counterfeit money?
Well dear, I heard that you wanted to spend the holidays with your boyfriend.
I said sure come by tomorrow.
Right after I hang up, my sister calls to say if Karen calls, tell you don't have any money.
Why I asked?
She wants bail money for her boyfriend so they can spend the holidays together.
Uh-huh, I see.
Next day Karen pops by and I hand her a fistful of bills.
Two hours later I get a call from the local sheriff's office.
Uncle Cal, why did you give me counterfeit money?
Well dear, I heard that you wanted to spend the holidays with your boyfriend.