We could fill pages with Groucho’s family friendly quips.
Let’s start with “I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member”
We could be open minded about it, but not so much so that our brains fall out.
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife”
shall we continue?
Let’s start with “I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member”
We could be open minded about it, but not so much so that our brains fall out.
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife”
shall we continue?
I guess with the speakers that close to your head, you don't need an amp.
Beomaster 101?
My bad.
Beomaster 101?
My bad.
A journalist learns about a village where the oldest people in earth live. When he arrives, he meets a very old man. "Excuse me sir, may I ask how old are you?" "I'm 100 years old". "And how did you managed to this age?" "I only eat vegetables. Lots of vegetables. All kind of vegetables" "Very interesting!" As he walks he meets another even older man. "How old are you?" "I'm 120". "And what is your secret?" "I only eat meat. Lots of meat. All kind of meat". "Amazing!" As he moves he meets a really old one. "How did you manage to do this?" "Women. Lots of women. All kind of women. Blondes, brunettes, ginger". "I don't beleve it! And how old are you?" "30"
Yah... they suck you dry.
If not, you're well off and lonely.
Tell the world which is worse.
No one is listening.
Personally, I choose to be sucked off.
If not, you're well off and lonely.
Tell the world which is worse.
No one is listening.
Personally, I choose to be sucked off.
Amazon says our household purchased 1000 drinking straws on October 3, 2022. We completely ran out today. I'm surprised at the burn rate.
As a trans Atlantic flight was on it's way to England, the passengers were enjoying a nice catered meal when the captain came in the public address system and commenced to inform the passengers that they were experiencing a little engine problem and had to secure it. But not to worry as this 747 had four engines and was more than safe, but they would be twenty minutes late getting to the gate.
A short time later he made another similar announcement that they had secured a second engine, but once again assured the passengers, everything would be just fine, but they would probably miss any connecting flights as they would be about two hours late.
Another hour or so passed when he came on again with the message that a third engine had failed and that the airplane had no choice but to continue on but they were still calculating their arrival time.
About this time, a gentleman who was sitting in business class turned to another gentleman sitting next to him and said, I have a meeting to attend in the morning and if that other engine quits, I'm going to miss it because we'll be here all day.
A short time later he made another similar announcement that they had secured a second engine, but once again assured the passengers, everything would be just fine, but they would probably miss any connecting flights as they would be about two hours late.
Another hour or so passed when he came on again with the message that a third engine had failed and that the airplane had no choice but to continue on but they were still calculating their arrival time.
About this time, a gentleman who was sitting in business class turned to another gentleman sitting next to him and said, I have a meeting to attend in the morning and if that other engine quits, I'm going to miss it because we'll be here all day.
“We will be stuck up here.” Is how I heard the joke! A subtle difference, but perhaps importantly a bit more direct.
Mark,
I think I see your problem. It is not the straws, it is the beverages that you are drinking. Beer and stronger alcoholic drinks do not require straws!
ES
I think I see your problem. It is not the straws, it is the beverages that you are drinking. Beer and stronger alcoholic drinks do not require straws!
ES
Time to get more. You never know when you might need to make an important decision.
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Production of straws has been stopped here, most single use plastic items like spoons, forks, plates and so on as well, it was getting to be too much of a pollution issue.
Food packaging and medical devices can still use thin film, the others have to have a much thicker 52 micron minimum.
Bio-degradable items are being encouraged.
So buy some extra...
Food packaging and medical devices can still use thin film, the others have to have a much thicker 52 micron minimum.
Bio-degradable items are being encouraged.
So buy some extra...
Can we start a series of posts about inept public figures, politicians included?
We have some here, best described as Mr. Bean types, though some flavor is lost in translation.
We have some here, best described as Mr. Bean types, though some flavor is lost in translation.
I thought they outlaw'd drinking straws in our State...
We bought a couple of thousand as a Japanese super and then on our trips to Washington State we bought a few more thousand..
... and halogen PAR18 lamps, battery powered smoke detectors, all that stuff that the yahoos in Sacramento decided we couldn't have.
Don't go there.... in the West we could fill 10,000 World Cup stadiums with such... 10,000 x 100,000 = 1B...
Hmm... maybe taking the EU in Brussels in account, make that 12,000 stadiums.
Monty Python was so far ahead of the curve.
A man was lost and stopped when he saw the local village idiot on his bike.
He asked which was way to Ballimory.
The village idot said oh I am going there too I will follow you.
He asked which was way to Ballimory.
The village idot said oh I am going there too I will follow you.