Something to lighten the mood

Was just looking Eddie's new garden thread, and was thinking would this be inappropriate to plant in my garden? :headbash:
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Hey Siri, where is my father?
- Your Father is in Las Vegas.
Ha! Fooled you my Dad is sitting right next to me.
- Your Mom's husband is sitting right next to you, your Father is in Las Vegas.

Siri-ously funny! One more...

Hey Siri, are you really spying on us all time?
- Sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't answer that type of question.
How come?
- HAL just told me not to.

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Yes, that's my real name. The rest is fiction.
 
Just did fact-checked vodka ... and I've gut to ru... UUUUUURRRRRKKKKHHHHH

There came the traditional Swedish Midsummer smorgasbored ... the wrong way!!!!!!

However I prefer vodka from grain, like this one - Lantmännens weat-vodka from ecologic autumn weat from our county. But damn, cannot open the jar ...
 

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Then there were the cargo train folks who were transporting a large wood barrel that was leaking a small bit of alcohol. So they drilled a small hole and tapped out a bit to drink.

Didn’t turn out well when they delivered the barrel to the mortician who then removed the preserved body.

Not exactly a tale to lighten the mood! ;(
 
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