That's more like a pole than a post, suitable for dancing of course, and still funny!
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I think he meant lamp post as in the one that supported the light on or near a gate of a residential fence. If he conveyed a lamp standard he would be leaning against it.
Ah heck with it, I'm going to find something that belongs in this thread.
Ah heck with it, I'm going to find something that belongs in this thread.
Does this sheet music shine a light on it for you, Cal?
P.S. According to the song, the lamp post was at the corner of the street.
Uneducated cretins. Can’t spell real words like standard so they rely on common speak. Not skilled or talented in anything important so they resort to singing for a living.
I rest my case.
Next you’re going to tell me you don’t put your food scraps in the comstandard. And you don’t take your letters to the standard office.
Apologies to George Formby, it wasn’t his fault. He had rich parents.
I rest my case.
Next you’re going to tell me you don’t put your food scraps in the comstandard. And you don’t take your letters to the standard office.
Apologies to George Formby, it wasn’t his fault. He had rich parents.
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Eons ago, I kept noticing that every time I set up a shelf or put up a picture, they never looked quite level even though the level said so...
So, I bought a new level. A four foot wood and metal frame. Compared them... the old one was out of whack!
Turns that at some point I had dropped the old level... one of them metal 4 foot jobs. And after that... you got it, it got tweaked. So, it got tossed.
You can actually adjust levels using a good level on a proper surface plate, if the set screws for the glass 'bottles' can be loosened.
My tool maker reset a damaged 3 foot level, it was very accurate, and thus expensive....about 0.1 mm per meter, IIRC.
My tool maker reset a damaged 3 foot level, it was very accurate, and thus expensive....about 0.1 mm per meter, IIRC.
I was wondering why I couldn’t get my kerosene lamp to light.
So I Googled it.
It said: “No matches found“
So I Googled it.
It said: “No matches found“
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My family owns quite a large parcel of land. Out in the back 40, there's a pond and some nice fruit trees. I hadn't been down their for a while so I grabbed a bucket and went to get some apples. When I got there I noticed three young ladies skinny dipping in the pond. They saw me and swam to the other side. Mister they said, we aint gettin' out till you leave! I said ladies, I didn't come down here to see you skinny dipping, I just came down to feed the alligators.
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