So we're having a great get together and just before we leave, we have a group shot. Wouldn't you know, there's me looking for my keys so there wasn't an unsightly bulge in my shorts when they took the shot. I was the chaperone that day. Dumbest decision their parents ever made.
BTW, that's Kimberly T. my niece in the pink top out front. She's now a Broadway performer.
BTW, that's Kimberly T. my niece in the pink top out front. She's now a Broadway performer.
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I was looking for new place where the neighbours were nice and quiet. Found one and it was even better than Florida. It was right next to a cemetery. Spooky but quiet.
Okay so this isn't my family but it reminds me so much. I am always the token white guy in the back In this guy's case at least he gets to show off his belly. I'm not allowed to in family photos, they always tuck me in the back to make sure I don't misbehave.
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Mine is too deep for that to reach the bottom. That's one of the reasons they call me big Cal. 😉
An oldie but goodie:
Why do you have to bury a lawyer at least 10 feet deep?
Because lawyers are really good down deep.
Why do you have to bury a lawyer at least 10 feet deep?
Because lawyers are really good down deep.
A police officer came to my house and asked, where were you between 4 & 5?
I said kindergarten.
I said kindergarten.
A good friend (long time ago) put this as an answer to “what do you see yourself doing in the next three to five years?” on his annual review:
“Waiting for NT to boot”
It was the one and only time he got a promotion within that company.
“Waiting for NT to boot”
It was the one and only time he got a promotion within that company.