Something to lighten the mood

Todays' expedition to the oriental food store yielded another gem.
The wife goes for the food, I tag along for the entertainment.
 

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I'm kind of embarrassed.
I go on a backwoods fishing trip with some buddies and a bunch of others.
On the first day one of the guys I barely know points at my tent said look, that's the a$$hole tent.
Well, you didn't have to tell me how to respond.
After they pulled me off the guy, they said Weldon, back off!
Look at your damn tent.

Like I said, I'm kind of embarrassed.
 

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My wife and I are going through a rough patch right now, so I was kind of bemused when she was caught shoplifting a can of peaches.
I drove her to the courthouse and awaited the judge's ruling.
Ma'am, how many peaches are in the can you stole?
I'm not sure, four I think.
Alright then, it's four days in the county jail.
At that point, I identified myself and asked to address the court.
Yes sir, what do you have to say?
Well your Honour, I think you should know she also stole a can of peas.
ROTFLOL ;-OOOOO