I knew I forgot something. I got balls but nothing to dip them in. Some things just belong together.
I'm kind of embarrassed.
I go on a backwoods fishing trip with some buddies and a bunch of others.
On the first day one of the guys I barely know points at my tent said look, that's the a$$hole tent.
Well, you didn't have to tell me how to respond.
After they pulled me off the guy, they said Weldon, back off!
Look at your damn tent.
Like I said, I'm kind of embarrassed.
I go on a backwoods fishing trip with some buddies and a bunch of others.
On the first day one of the guys I barely know points at my tent said look, that's the a$$hole tent.
Well, you didn't have to tell me how to respond.
After they pulled me off the guy, they said Weldon, back off!
Look at your damn tent.
Like I said, I'm kind of embarrassed.
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Like I said, I'm kind of embarrassed.
Let's just say you got a tad overexcited!
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I think I'll pass on that flavour, thanks.Don't forget the seasoning!
ROTFLOL ;-OOOOOMy wife and I are going through a rough patch right now, so I was kind of bemused when she was caught shoplifting a can of peaches.
I drove her to the courthouse and awaited the judge's ruling.
Ma'am, how many peaches are in the can you stole?
I'm not sure, four I think.
Alright then, it's four days in the county jail.
At that point, I identified myself and asked to address the court.
Yes sir, what do you have to say?
Well your Honour, I think you should know she also stole a can of peas.
That's a little too - two coincidental.I found this rather interesting yesterday. You need only look at the top bar.
Not only was it 22º
...in October
...in Canada
but...
It's amazing these things happen, and that we notice them at just the right moment. Nice job.
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