Something to lighten the mood

[AllenB]

 

[chrisb]

There’s gotta be a ton of NSFW Keith stories

 

[cracked case]

The dog says:
“Humans like us more. They even named a tooth (canine) after us. Naming such an important body part after us shows that they like us more.”
The cat smiles and says:
“You’re not going to win this one you know.”

Is that because if something is good, it's refered to as "the cat's whiskers" ? Or is it something else?

 

[lcsaszar]

Something else

 

[Galu]

Something else

Quite right, we should pussyfoot around this one!

 

[Cal Weldon]

Many modern day cats do not have whiskers.

 

[soundbrigade]

Just an ordinary day in rural Sweden....

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?st...h9tcPSvJ2cBtzvRU77tjLgJ8rl&id=100067783295675

 

[Galu]

Many modern day cats do not have whiskers.

You can't be referring to the Brazilian Shorthair.

 

[techtool]

I thought the popular Brazilian breeds had no hair at all.

 

[techtool]

Many modern day cats have do not have whiskers.

And I think Cal is just beating around the bush, again.

 

[Cal Weldon]

 

[Cal Weldon]

When someone asks me my take on innuendo, I ask which endo?

 

[gpauk]

Here's a good laugh:
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ecoute-the-world-s-only-vacuum-tube-headphones/x/18759105#/

Ever think you are in the wrong business??!!

 

[wg_ski]

What? Nobody is just going to come out and SAY the P word?

 

[nigelwright7557]

My wife has just run away with my best friend.
I am sure going to miss him.

 

[cracked case]

What? Nobody is just going to come out and SAY the P word?

Persian ?

 

[Potentiallyincorrect]

I would say it, but don’t think I should put in print.

 

[Galu]

It seems my subtlety in post # 6,545 was too subtle!

 

[techtool]

So I see you may have a foot fetish as well?

 

[AllenB]

We're just a bunch of pussyfooters?