The best part?? It's being tied up feeling the leatherhood almost crushing your skull and the inflatable gag filling your mouth and BEYOND. Not to mention the tight pink latex dress and the nice but securely attached T-strap missu's heels and the oversize ...
OOPS, got carried away for a moment....
OOPS, got carried away for a moment....
Just had the carpet fitter into today.
I asked him his name and he said "Matt"
I asked him his name and he said "Matt"
Was in the local high street toilets today.
Some graffiti on the wall.
Here is sit broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted.
Here I sit wise and artful, got in for nought and did a cartful.
Some graffiti on the wall.
Here is sit broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted.
Here I sit wise and artful, got in for nought and did a cartful.
With a less fruitful outcome on this side of the pond…
There I sat broken hearted
Paid my dime and only farted
Next time I took a chance
Saved my dime but **** my pants
There I sat broken hearted
Paid my dime and only farted
Next time I took a chance
Saved my dime but **** my pants
For some the outcome has been a little more drastic.....
Attachments
Just met the ideal woman.
She is a mute.
We get on fine but for some reason she keeps waving her hands at me ?
She is a mute.
We get on fine but for some reason she keeps waving her hands at me ?
That's the bowdlerised version. The original rhymes and scans better:
Here I sit, broken hearted
Paid to sh1t and only farted...
I buy some technical stuff from Amazon, but some sellers show a picture of something totally random (like a pair of slippers) instead of the item supposedly being sold, that hardly inspires confidence.
There's a seller on eBay who describes everything he's selling as a set-top box. It might be a watering can, Nazi memorabilia or an MRI scanner: set top box.
Some come here to sit & think
Some come here to s**t & stink.
Me, I come to scratch my b**ls
& read the writing on the walls.
Some come here to s**t & stink.
Me, I come to scratch my b**ls
& read the writing on the walls.
If you put the items in a box then put that box on top of your set, you have a set top box.