I heard this version:
"Do you know which way is to Ballimory?"
"Yes I do" - was the answer and he rode away.
"Do you know which way is to Ballimory?"
"Yes I do" - was the answer and he rode away.
A psychiatrist notices that one of his patients is persistently peeping through a hole on the wall. He asks if he could have a look too. "Sure, be my guest!" "But I can't see anything..." "Are you kidding me? I'm standing here for ten years and haven't seen anything and you want to see it right away?"
"Music is like a box of Chocolates"
"Much better when you remove the rappers"
Billy Connolly was in a rough pub in Glasgow.
A big bloke came in and started pushing Billy around.
A big fight broke out and Billy was getting the worst of it.
Billy noticed something hanging down so he bit it.
The big man he was fighting went flying across the room.
Billy said its amazing the strength you get when you bite your own willy.
A big bloke came in and started pushing Billy around.
A big fight broke out and Billy was getting the worst of it.
Billy noticed something hanging down so he bit it.
The big man he was fighting went flying across the room.
Billy said its amazing the strength you get when you bite your own willy.
In the Irish version the answer is:
"Yes Sur, but if I was you I wouldn't start from here"
I used to think Johnny Cash was the change you got from a condom machine.
I sent my broken microscope away for repair in the hope that the experts could fix it.
They said they would look into it.
They said they would look into it.
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