I thought that I had posted this already:
What’s the difference between a bison and a water buffalo in Australia?
.
.
.
.
You can wash your hands in a bison (basin).
With apologies to my mates from down under 😊.
What’s the difference between a bison and a water buffalo in Australia?
.
.
.
.
You can wash your hands in a bison (basin).
With apologies to my mates from down under 😊.
Are you sure you're not confusing us from those across the ditch? (That's New Zealand for those poor souls living in the northern hemisphere.) No offense taken 🙂
- Do you the difference between a postbox and a streetcar?
- No!
- Darn, do I have to post my letters myself then ….?!
Are you sure you typed this right?
Pardon my intrusion but shouldn't it read:
Q: What's the difference between a BMW and a slug?
A: A slug has the slime on the outside.
I originally heard it as:
Q: What the difference between a porcupine and a Corvette?
A: A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Last edited:
I just tried a hard boiled egg for the first time. Never again. That crunchy stuff on the outside ruined it completely.
Last edited:
I just got a new computer but I forgot to buy a new mouse pad. Do you guys think the old one will be compatible?
Last edited:
Do you know the difference between an ATM and a convenience store?
....
....
....
Oh!, I see, ...... that´s why I had to use my gun instead of a PIN to get some money out!
....
....
....
Oh!, I see, ...... that´s why I had to use my gun instead of a PIN to get some money out!
My wife and I are 7 months pregnant with out first child. She's a bit frazzled these days so when she asked me to go to Walmart and buy an automatic diaper changer, I gladly said of course dear. I looked up, down and all around but had to leave empty handed as i just could not find it. Feeling rather dejected, I walked through our front door only to see her with a big smile on her face. I also couldn't help but notice the empty pickle jar beside the empty tub of ice cream.
Did you know it was Adam and Eve that were the first ones to ignore Apple Terms and Conditions?