Favourite One-Liners from Films

[poynton]

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it !




Andy
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and who could forget that immortal line from "The Blues Brothers" ??


me !

 

[poynton]

" More Thrust, Scotty !!"

 

[BTW]

I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Jesse Ventura in Predator

 

[Steve Eddy]

Thank You! It truly has been DECADES...and...well..sometimes the details escape me!

Easy enough to forgive. I'm sure your mind wasn't entirely focused on the dialog.

I was wondering if anyone (the old guys) would recognize that quote.

I was reminded of it recently when I caught the 2005 "Inside Deep Throat" documentary on HBO.

I was rather surprised as it featured, uncensored, "the act" for which the film was named. Guess it was the "documentary" status that let 'em get away with it.

Looking forward to the Debbie Does Dallas documentary.

se

 

[BWRX]

"PC Load Letter"? What the **** does that mean?

There was nothing wrong with my name until that no talent assclown started winning Grammys...

 

[jan.didden]

"Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish"

Dolphins leaving the Earth just before it is demolished to make room for that super space highway in "Hitchikers guide etc"

Jan Didden

 

[patch]

" We operate on a first-name basis. My first name is Captain. "

US Navy submarine commander James Ferraday (Rock Hudson) in Ice Station Zebra.

 

[SY]

"We don't need no stinkin' badges."

"LaFong. Karl LaFong. Capital L, small a, capital f, small o, small n, small g, LaFong, Karl LaFong."


(Anyone recognizing that last one has an open invitation to pick any bottle from my wine cellar to drink with me.

"I'm not going to drink any $#@!ing Merlot!"

"Heinekin? #@!% that %$#@! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

 

[jacco vermeulen]

The one and only Dennis Hopper

 

[SY]

By "last," I mean "previous." The Hopper line was much too famous.

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Scusi.
Alfonso Bedoja, the great late Mr Dukenfield, and Paul Giamatti.

 

[croat47]

I don't drink water. Look at the way it rusts pipes.

It's a Gift, isn't it SY?

 

[DigitalJunkie]

Ohh man.....Which ones to choose! so many!

"I need me a baby HI,they got more'n they can handle!" -Raising Arizona

"It's your benefactor Nigga!" -Jackie Brown

"Lew-isssss" -also Jackie Brown.

"It's a bug cocoon" -Silence Of The Lambs.


"Hey....Bear.......Bear Fu**er!!" -Super Troopers


Eh,that's all I can think of at the moment..it's late.


PS. Who can forget this one.. "1.21 Jiggawatts!" "Great Scott!"

 

[jackinnj]

"We don't need no stinkin' badges."

"LaFong. Karl LaFong. Capital L, small a, capital f, small o, small n, small g, LaFong, Karl LaFong."


(Anyone recognizing that last one has an open invitation to pick any bottle from my wine cellar to drink with me.

"I'm not going to drink any $#@!ing Merlot!"

"Heinekin? #@!% that %$#@! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

Carl LaFong -- let me get off my hammock while I smote you with a golf club.

"It's a Gift" -- one of Fields best, 1934 with -- of course -- the best line in the movie was actually spelling the name of california's famous fruit -- he only got through the first three letters -- cumquats

 

[SY]

"Please, Mr. Muckle, honey!"

We have two winners. Drinks on me.

 

[magentawhale]

I have come here to kick *** and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum - Roddy Piper in `They Live`

 

[jackinnj]

"You can fool some of the people some of the time, and most of the people all the time, but you can't fool Mom!"


"Uh-Huh, can you use the word "isthmus" in a sentence?"
"Uh-huhhhhh. Isthmus be my lucky day!"

What did Paul Revere say as he stopped his horse in front of the colonial homes?
"He said, 'Whoa!'"

Identify the 3 speakers.

 

[Badge]

"He says, Jack, have you paid your dues yet? I say Yep, the check is in the Mail"
Big Time in Little China

 

[audiobomber]

I see dead people.

 

[gbyleveldt]

"Did you say that was a soundproof room?"

Steve Martin in Pink Panther