Favourite One-Liners from Films

[KP11520]

I think he said his name is Ralph!

Cheech and Chong "Up in Smoke"

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Har har har.

Rae Dawn Chong naked in "La Guerre du Feu" (+Ron Perlman), when the rock drops on the head of the Neanderthal bloke under the tree.

(me too stoned and boozed at/all the time to remember much of the Cheech and Rae daddy Tommy flics)

 

[dangus]

Chris Knight: Here Mitch, taste this. Go on, you won't hurt my feelings, just try it. What do you think, too sweet?
Mitch: What is it?
Chris Knight: I don't know, I found it in one of the labs.
[Mitch starts to induce vomiting]
Chris Knight: Relax, it's just yogurt.

 

[I_Forgot]

"So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!"

I_F

 

[motherone]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ***. And I'm all outta bubblegum"

- Nada (Roddy Piper), They Live




"That's it man, game over man! Game over!"

- Hudson (Bill Paxton), Aliens




"Where's Bennett?"
"He Had to let off some steam"

"Sully, remember when I said I'd kill you last?"
"Yeah, that's right John, you did say that!"
"I lied"

- John Matrix (Arnold), in Commando after impaling bennet with a pipe through the chest into a boiler, and after holding Sully by one leg and then dropping him off a cliff.

 

[Scottmoose]

'Staines! Get Premier Kissoff on the hotline!'

President Merkin Muffley
Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb.

'But Lucy... I'm British!'

Jonathan Harker, in response to the vampire Lucy suggesting that she teaches him the meaning of raw, sexual passion.
Dracula: Dead and Loving It

 

[danny_66]

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

- a classic one from Mae West