Something to lighten the mood

[KaffiMann]

Watch here: Cutting the cord - All this

Looking at the city/road example. I'm the single driver that went the even longer yellow road that's not even part of the equation.
My brother told me once that there's no point for him to pay lots of money to go to a theme park, just paying me some gas money and go sit in the passenger seat was much higher value.
I replied: It's not me that's fast, it's everyone else that are slow.

Common comment from me: Oh, you poor thing, have you lost your throttle pedal and you're searching about for it?

I wouldn't say I'm an aggressive driver, very relaxed, and I give space when needed. But I do like to maintain a certain pace. Would rather take a long road with no traffic, helps me focus on the road.

 

[AllenB]

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[billshurv]

needed. But I do like to maintain a certain pace. Would rather take a long road with no traffic, helps me focus on the road.

There is a phrase in advanced driving manuals 'make good progress'.

 

[soundchaser]

Doughnuts…

 

[wg_ski]

I wouldn't say I'm an aggressive driver, very relaxed, and I give space when needed. But I do like to maintain a certain pace. Would rather take a long road with no traffic, helps me focus on the road.

Sitting behind another driver, at exactly the same distance, at exactly the same speed, for mile after mile puts me right to sleep. That would be fine for an autonomous car, but NOT for one you’re supposed to be driving! I’d rather be on a road with no one else around, even if it’s much longer and out of the way. Much easier to stay awake, and you don’t have to take it up to 90 just to stay away from all the other zombies with exactly the same problem.

 

[PRR]

At Amazon, $6.

 

[cracked case]

" PLEASE IGNORE THIS SIGN "
RIP Terry Pratchett.

 

[AllenB]

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[Cal Weldon]

47 years later it's time to tell the truth:

Not everybody was Kung-Fu fighting.

 

[Cal Weldon]

The cop said "you're staggering"

I said, "you're pretty handsome yourself"

Oh man did we laugh!

Please send bail money.

 

[Cal Weldon]

Cop pulls me over.

He says Papers!

I said Scissors and drove off.

I don't think he knows how the game works.

 

[nigelwright7557]

Went to Ireland on holiday.
Got lost trying to find a village.
Spotted an Irishmen on the side of the road stopped with his car.
I said do you know the way to Carrifergus ?
He said yes I am on the way there myself.
I will show you the way.
He said you go first and I will follow.

 

[Galu]

That's a 'hot' joke, Nigel!

 

[gpauk]

.. the usual answer is, "you can't get there from here"...

 

[Wavebourn]

Facebook is down. Looks, like they centralized BGP and DNS management, and office badged can't work without DNS. Bummer. Totally "Woke" company. Probably, everyone who could fix the problem left the company.
Is not it cool? They jailed themselves.

 

[daqvin_carter]

Last thing I saw on Facebook was a pile of anti-Vax posts from an inlaw.
I am guessing this was in inside job from a bunch of people tired of spreading brain damage.

Having employees locked out of everything is just icing on the cake. I have personally reminded someone to block a door open in case the card reader fails.

I just wish I was there to see the look on the UPS tech's face when he took one UPS out of bypass and it just shut down (One busted contactor is all it took). The other UPS overloaded and the whole place was out.

 

[gpauk]

I can't believe all the numpties whining about it... facepalm, whatsapp and instagram being off for 6 hours. Apparently this counts as a catastrophe...

Maybe as people couldn't share cat photos?

 

[Galu]

Or dog photos, like in this thread!

 

[Dave R]

miss this little woofer. "Crash" was a Swedish Valhund.

 

[petertub]

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