Something to lighten the mood

[MagicBus]

Trivia: In clearing a clogged nose, an orgasm is just as effective as nose spray. Take your pick ;-)

Jan

Hard to decide... I can use nose spray myself! Well, it could apply to orgasm too but the ears would be plugged up!

 

[Galu]

... which is exactly right!

But I was looking for an example of a funny English to Dutch translation.

Another failed attempt at humour on my part!

 

[jean-paul]

Trivia: In clearing a clogged nose, an orgasm is just as effective as nose spray. Take your pick ;-)

Jan

Hi, I suggested that to many girlfriends in the past. "I am willing to help you get rid of that cold, darling!. Those chemicals can't be healthy"".

 

[jan.didden]

 

[mchambin]

This alternative to nose spray should be written down on prescriptions.

Don't start me on constipation.

 

[cracked case]

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician ?
He worked it out with a pencil...

 

[Galu]

Groan!

 

[wg_ski]

Trivia: In clearing a clogged nose, an orgasm is just as effective as nose spray. Take your pick ;-)

Especially if it was the viagra that caused the clogged nose in the first place!

 

[jean-paul]

Mmm viagra is for men. Man has clogged nose and takes viagra. Suggests orgasm to wife. Wife says bye and goes shopping.

 

[wg_ski]

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician ?
He worked it out with a pencil...

AND paper, hopefully.

 

[PRR]

Trivia: In clearing a clogged nose, an orgasm is just as effective as nose spray. Take your pick ;-) Jan

Sex can relieve nasal congestion, and other work honored by 2021 Ig Nobels | Ars Technica
under "Medicine Prize"

 

[cracked case]

Hold on, did someone actually get funding to research if an orgasm could clear a blocked nose?
Sounds like a responsible use of state funding, it's not like there's any diseases to cure...

 

[soundchaser]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don’t.

 

[PRR]

Hold on, did someone actually get funding to research if an orgasm could clear a blocked nose? ....use of state funding....

Where does it say that?

Not in the popular article.

Not in the paper, unless I can't read rite.
(PDF) Can Sex Improve Nasal Function?—An Exploration of the Link Between Sex and Nasal Function

 

[Cal Weldon]

Take your pick ;-)

I'll take the nose spray. Not as enjoyable but it does last 12 hours.

 

[Cal Weldon]

Slot car racing European Championship Finals, Helsinki - YouTube
Start at the 0:45 mark.
I don't remember them doing that when I was a kid. I remember them fishtailing and having to slow in the corners, as only the nose was held in the track and it was all about oversteer. My eyes have trouble following it.

 

[jean-paul]

Are there human eyes that can follow that? The impression is that they just use full throttle.

 

[Galu]

Dontcha just love a slot car crash!

 

[Cal Weldon]

He will also blame the condition of the slots and the fact the track wasn't clean enough to get rear grip. Are we sure that's not a female driver under that helmut?

 

[Galu]

Imagine if there were little kids inside slot cars!