the best was this one, from the late seventies, on the pages of "Audio" and "Stereo Review"
"Have an Eargasm"
"Have an Eargasm"
"We only sell to discerning people."
Moronic Audio - for people with more money than sense
Pastoral Audio - for people who always follow the herd
Gullible Sounds - for people who always believe what they are told
Moronic Audio - for people with more money than sense
Pastoral Audio - for people who always follow the herd
Gullible Sounds - for people who always believe what they are told
"Bi-Polar Audio - Completely Unbalanced"
"Infinitely Baffled - Loudspeakers by idiots for idiots"
College Sound - Prefect Sound Forever"
"Infinitely Baffled - Loudspeakers by idiots for idiots"
College Sound - Prefect Sound Forever"
"Try the best and Fu..k the rest " unfortunatelly this brilliant phrase is not mine . I read it in some German high -fi magazine. The other one I really like myself is "Real-Fi "
There was, and now is again, a HiFi chain in south Florida called Sound Advice. The rumor was that they were initially funded with drug money.
Sound Advice
My buddies and I made some speakers out of styrofoam coolers with cheap drivers held together with two sided tape. Using a carefully created logo etched into the box with a Magic Marker, we branded them "Stoned Advice". Didn't last too long when cranked with a Carver M-400.
I prefer:
Big Bang Audio, We blow stuff up so that you don't have to!
Sound Advice
My buddies and I made some speakers out of styrofoam coolers with cheap drivers held together with two sided tape. Using a carefully created logo etched into the box with a Magic Marker, we branded them "Stoned Advice". Didn't last too long when cranked with a Carver M-400.
I prefer:
Big Bang Audio, We blow stuff up so that you don't have to!
"Approved by ******* from DiyAudio.com" , " You can't make it cheaper yourself" , "We know that you live for music , but prefer to spend your money on cars ,drinks, cheeks and Mcdonalds"
I pondered once on making an audio component and branding it Bulls#%t.
That way i could say allot of research went into making the Bulls#%t components and people were lining up to pay allot of money for Bulls$%t amplifiers and cables.
I could even say the more money you pay, the bigger the Bulls#%t.
I guess my slogan would be;
Our Bulls#%t is better than anyone else...
That way i could say allot of research went into making the Bulls#%t components and people were lining up to pay allot of money for Bulls$%t amplifiers and cables.
I could even say the more money you pay, the bigger the Bulls#%t.
I guess my slogan would be;
Our Bulls#%t is better than anyone else...
Yeah - but then Schiit Audio might tell you that you are toooooo close to their schiit.......
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