The "What slogan would you have if you were a high-end audio company?" Thread.

[benb]

"We listen to the distortion so you don't have to."

 

[kevinahcc20]

Eargasm Audio...your cochlea has never had it this good!

 

[Mosquito]

the best was this one, from the late seventies, on the pages of "Audio" and "Stereo Review"
"Have an Eargasm"

 

[DF96]

"We only sell to discerning people."

Moronic Audio - for people with more money than sense

Pastoral Audio - for people who always follow the herd

Gullible Sounds - for people who always believe what they are told

 

[Puffin]

"We've got the horn for you"

 

[Puffin]

"Bi-Polar Audio - Completely Unbalanced"

"Infinitely Baffled - Loudspeakers by idiots for idiots"

College Sound - Prefect Sound Forever"

 

[picowallspeaker]

we make photographs , you make movies

 

[habsrock93]

Warp 9 Audio

Engage.....

 

[simon7000]

Five Credit Card Audio.

 

[limono]

"Try the best and Fu..k the rest " unfortunatelly this brilliant phrase is not mine . I read it in some German high -fi magazine. The other one I really like myself is "Real-Fi "

 

[Tubelab_com]

There was, and now is again, a HiFi chain in south Florida called Sound Advice. The rumor was that they were initially funded with drug money.

Sound Advice

My buddies and I made some speakers out of styrofoam coolers with cheap drivers held together with two sided tape. Using a carefully created logo etched into the box with a Magic Marker, we branded them "Stoned Advice". Didn't last too long when cranked with a Carver M-400.

I prefer:

Big Bang Audio, We blow stuff up so that you don't have to!

 

[c2cthomas]

If you can afford our stuff you can afford our support staff to come by once a week to lube your tone arm and check your stylus to grove alignment......

 

[benb]

High Fidelity AAA

When you must be at your Snootiest

 

[cocolino]

NBST Audio - No BS Technology - only bang for Your buck

 

[john dozier]

"Pump your own snake oil and save!"

 

[ARRAY]

"The Sale Price does not include neurosis counselling"

 

[limono]

"Approved by ******* from DiyAudio.com" , " You can't make it cheaper yourself" , "We know that you live for music , but prefer to spend your money on cars ,drinks, cheeks and Mcdonalds"

 

[MCMXC A.D.]

I pondered once on making an audio component and branding it Bulls#%t.

That way i could say allot of research went into making the Bulls#%t components and people were lining up to pay allot of money for Bulls$%t amplifiers and cables.

I could even say the more money you pay, the bigger the Bulls#%t.

I guess my slogan would be;

Our Bulls#%t is better than anyone else...

 

[c2cthomas]

I pondered once on making an audio component and branding it Bulls#%t.

Yeah - but then Schiit Audio might tell you that you are toooooo close to their schiit.......

About Schiit Schiit Audio — Headphone amps and DACs, made in USA.

 

[Puffin]

"Stone Deaf Audio - We hear the differences so you don't have to"