The "What slogan would you have if you were a high-end audio company?" Thread.

[toufu]

Enlightenment Audio : Buddha was an Audiophile

 

[marchel]

-Audio for midlife crisis-

 

[Ed LaFontaine]

White Van Audio. Coming to a parking lot near you

Just take 'em home and see!

 

[toufu]

People's Audio : Pair of Shuguang 845 for every man woman and child.

 

[Gordy]

A PRaT a day helps you work, rest and play.

 

[unclejed613]

"More fun than an adult human should be allowed to have..."

 

[infinia]

White Van Audio.

Hahaha
I wanna see a 'White Van' crash into a 'Geek Squad' car

 

[marchel]

-By the time you can afford us, You are already 50-

 

[Puffin]

'Weird for Sound'

 

[unclejed613]

Abrams Audio "Built like a tank..." (see my avatar)

 

[nightanole]

"Solder lugs interconnects"
"Best connection evar"

 

[ratza]

Rediscover your music (Amarok has already taken this one)
or
Listen music. Not equipment.

 

[Bas Horneman]

Class AAA circuit, 0.0000002% THD. Nuff said.

 

[nightanole]

Class AAA circuit, 0.0000002% THD. Nuff said.

"Save on your gas bill this winter!"

 

[peranders]

A PRaT a day helps you work, rest and play.

Prat in swedish is "talk" or "chat"

 

[sklimek]

It's better blatant than latent...

 

[Itsmee]

Unobtanium Audio: The impossible we can deliver right now! Miracles take a little longer...


😛

Unobtanium Audio: The impossible is very expensive! Miracles take an open checkbook...

Off cause it's the best Sir....
And our backup service is second to none

 

[unclejed613]

"The quality of our sound is exponentially proportional to price..."

"That's not distortion, that's aesthetic coloration.....

 

[ouimetnick]

Simple, Powerful, Stunning.

 

[Pano]

-By the time you can afford us, You are already 50-

This is my favorite, by far. Could even add "And already lost your hearing."