The food thread

Okay, here goes...

I just harvested my first "vanilla" chili and also that Trinidad Moruga Scorpion or whatever else it could be.
The unknown chili variant had a very nice paprica flavour and a decently spicy but easily tolerable heat. Much better than anything from a store, not quite as good as the Black Pearl as that is just a touch more "fruity".

I sliced open the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion, and I'm instantly hit with a very intense fruit scent, so much it's just crazy. My wife thought it smelled like some kind of soap, I thought it smelled like a kind of watermelon candy the kids bought once. Surprised that there where no seeds.
Poked my digit to the sliced fruit and had a lick, it's very fruity, tastes exactly like that watermelon candy mentioned previously, quite hot but tolerable, my wife became completely incapacitated after the same.

My wife had made some Rendang only with lamb instead of beef, while she where shedding some tears and testing the limits of her vocabulary I went to put half of the fruit on my spoon, the kids and missus brought protests and objections to the table upon seeing this.
I put it in my mouth and chewed thoroughly, I immediately start hiccuping profusely like someone flipped a switch to activate "insane hiccup mode", the fruityness is extremely intense. Yes it's spicy as heck, but that was expected. It's like they took a large crate of watermelon, distilled the flavour compounds, and mixed it with capsaicin in half a tiny chili.

Then the heat hits, and it was *much more than more than enough* but not unexpectedly so. I went for a walk to look around the garden to take my mind somewhere else, and that worked quite well actually, made the entire experience feel just slightly shy of torture.

After feeling like I started to get a grip on the situation I went inside, not feeling too bad I wanted to take a shower after the sweating, went in the bathroom feeling pretty ok. My body suddenly decided to throw up, and it was so strange, like there was some kind of overload protection kicking in.
Felt just fine afterwards, had my shower and all is well.

Proceeded to eat my very tasty (previously untouched) Rendang dinner with no further ill effects.

I prefer Habanero, this chili was just so intensely fruity that I really do not know how to explain it. Habanero is enough, I do not know if it's possible to put this significantly spicier chili in anything useful like a sauce, but I will try...

That photo is looking more like a scorp. 😉

A bhut’s head is slow, almost like a lushuous build. A trinidad scorp kicks in much harder/quicker/viciously then burns out.

Fresh chillis have a variety of tastes, and far far better than store bought.

I remember one chilli officinado too two Dorset nagas home I had grown. His initial comment was - it was like cooking with teargas. The heat was “Biblical” closely followed by “Got any more?”.

I like good heat. Flavour is everything and having the right heat works wonders.
 
You can blend small amounts of chilli with tomatoes and freeze for sauces. Super hots I prefer to freeze the fruit and then use small amounts in dishes.

Trinidad Scorp is as hot as I will go, not because I can’t take hotter but I like the fresh flavours in dishes without not being able to finish the dish.

Next time you BBQ for “spicy chicken wings” you can reply “challenge accepted”. However I prefer to dip or add in rather than make a massive batch.
 
I need your help gents. I have a soup spoon with the bowl perpendicular to the handle. Pure genius. I want more than the one I have but cannot seem to locate them. Can anyone send me in the right direction?
 

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Hi Mark,
Thanks for that.
I have looked far and wide under every name I can imagine and cannot find what I am looking for. The original manu, Imperial, doesn’t make them anymore and while I found one online that might work quite well, the darn things are $27 a piece. I already have the round ones but these sideways ones really are the best for soup. I live in a colder area, so soup is on the menu a lot and I have only one of those spoons.
 

They blew it on the first one! The absinthe spoon is perforated like that, not to create eddy currents when stirring, nor is it for dunking sugar cubes. You put the soon across the glass, place a sugar cube on the spoon, and pour water over the sugar into the absinthe. Didn't they consult a Picasso painting before writing that? 🙂
 
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How about this?

Place 1.5 oz absinthe in the glass. Moisten a sugar cube with some extra absinthe. Place the sugar cube on the spoon and light it on fire till it bubbles and begins to caramelize and drip into the glass. Use 5 oz water to rinse the caramel into the glass and extinguish the fire. Use the spoon in case the fire was not fully out. Enjoy.
 
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We finished my mother in laws lemon pickle last night and I'm getting withdrawl symptoms already. Time to man up and work out how to make it. Quick check of recipes suggests its a fermentation job so I 'shouldn't' be able to mess it up too badly (famous last words).
 
Lemon pickles sound interesting Bill, care to elaborate?
We planted two Meyers lemon trees a couple years ago and they should start producing in a couple more. Picking olives today to brine, they were planted the same time but were more mature…..I’ll post some pics later. Should get about a quart or so on this first harvest, would have had twice the amount but took that long to get nets over them after figuring out cardinals really like them!
 
Ah yes lemon pickle or as grandma used to call it, preserved lemons. Wonderful treat. The making is easy just be careful to control the size of the batch or you won't know what to do with it all unless you have room to can and store.

If you don't really like a lot of salt, make sure you add a starter along with the extra juice to build the colony faster. A bit of sugar helps also. If the whole process scares you, use a fermenting jar in do it in a brine. Cardamom and chili are really good additives. Oil is optional but it will make it last longer.
 
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Lemon pickles sound interesting Bill, care to elaborate?


All I can tell you at the moment is that Ma's* lemon pickle is simply the best. Ends up brown but amazingly tasty and way better than shop lime pickle which was my reference. Her mango pickle less so as she chops hole mangos stone and all into those which makes it a bit of a pain.


*I'm still learning the Indian honorific system, but the Matriarch is 'Ma'.
 
Looking forward to seeing those as well Bob.

Well a quart was wishful thinking! Ended up with three cups…..I’m happy I got any to tell the truth.
The nursery I bought them from said they don’t really come into their own until year five (seems like a common theme among fruit trees)
Picking them as they go from green to yellow with some black was supposed to be ideal for brining…….now to read up on how to brine them! 😛

On other fronts…..muscadine grapes took off well for just being planted this spring.
Also looks like I’ll be able to harvest some turmeric (plant in pot with purple flowers) after third year growing.

Edit…. Olives are Arbequina variety in case you wondered
 

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