When our daughter did this at age 5, I took away her toilet paper privileges right up until I kicked her out of the house at age 12. Can you imagine the gaul? To this day she has not apologized. My wife says I should let it go.
No chance, I to stick to my principles.
Am I right? I said, am I right?
No chance, I to stick to my principles.
Am I right? I said, am I right?
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That must have been in the days before smart phones....
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Given the times, perhaps that was the real reason behind Bell’s exclamation:
“Mr. Watson — Come here — I want to see you!”
It may not have been the battery acid after all. I’ll wager Mr. Watson didn’t want to see him, though!
“Mr. Watson — Come here — I want to see you!”
It may not have been the battery acid after all. I’ll wager Mr. Watson didn’t want to see him, though!
My wife is a bit clumsy and forgetful and takes these things seriously.
I try and comfort her. I say things like 'it's okay to embrace your mistakes as you age'.
Next thing I know, she's hugging me.
I try and comfort her. I say things like 'it's okay to embrace your mistakes as you age'.
Next thing I know, she's hugging me.
My wife stabbed me too. When she left for Chicago yesterday she also brought with her MY iPad charging cable ... Oh, hugged .. my bad.
Time to harness the dogs to the sled and head off for a new one. It's not more than a day's travel is it?
Mädi, our female Maltese dog looking in the water for fishes. Contemplating.
We gave her sometimes fish like this so she can catch it. Now she looks always if she can find some.
We gave her sometimes fish like this so she can catch it. Now she looks always if she can find some.
On my porch last evening and I notice my neighbour walk over to the edge of his property and bare handedly grab a badger out of its hole and toss it in a box in the back of his pick up. His wife sent me a picture.
There are only two things on the planet you can see from orbit. The Great Wall of China and that man's cojones.
There are only two things on the planet you can see from orbit. The Great Wall of China and that man's cojones.
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I've been told that cleanliness is next to godliness. I found that a bit strange so I decided to look it up.
They're wrong. Cleanliness is next to cleavage.
They're wrong. Cleanliness is next to cleavage.
Get your mind out of a dictionary. And who do you worship? Cleavage ain’t a bad start in some cases.
The little girl at the wedding turned to her mother and said, why is that girl wearing a white dress. Her mother said because white is the colour of happiness and this is the happiest day of her life. She replied, why is the man wearing all black?