Years ago I learned how my wife stays slim just by the way she shops. She takes 5000 steps to do what takes 500. Pure genius I say. Exercise and shopping all rolled into one.
Now, I want to flip that coin and tell you what I witnessed today.
We were at a clothing store. Row upon row of hanger racks. My wife started at one end at worked her way up the first row. Took about 5 minutes. Lots of good things. She found one and handed it to me.
Time out: (I am the temporary hanger until it's time to buy. Then I am the wallet and after that, the guy who delivers the purchases to the vehicle and drives her home.)
She then got into row two and proceeded along. Now, with gawd as my witness, she did not go on to rack two, she proceeded back down the other side of rack one and found another two items in the next four or five minutes. I was stunned.
This documentary has a few more chapters but I am already tired of typing so I will leave you guys with this much. I am guessing many of you can relate.
Now, I want to flip that coin and tell you what I witnessed today.
We were at a clothing store. Row upon row of hanger racks. My wife started at one end at worked her way up the first row. Took about 5 minutes. Lots of good things. She found one and handed it to me.
Time out: (I am the temporary hanger until it's time to buy. Then I am the wallet and after that, the guy who delivers the purchases to the vehicle and drives her home.)
She then got into row two and proceeded along. Now, with gawd as my witness, she did not go on to rack two, she proceeded back down the other side of rack one and found another two items in the next four or five minutes. I was stunned.
This documentary has a few more chapters but I am already tired of typing so I will leave you guys with this much. I am guessing many of you can relate.
Yes, versions of that have been shown to us for decades.
I have never experienced what I witnessed today.
I love her to death, I just don't want to be a part of it.
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"Look, there's no Crocks, I guess it's safe to swim"
"Yeah, the Piranha ate all the Crocks..."
"Yeah, the Piranha ate all the Crocks..."
some folks have way too much time on their hands, but I definitely approve
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She: "Do I look good in this dress?" Me: "Yes, honey" This used to be repeated 10 or 15 times at the fitting room. But lately I changed strategy. My answer to the same question: "No, it does not fit for you". What I don't understand we still leave with the same amount of dress as before.
Same thing here. I used to tell her it looks young and sexy. Now I tell her it makes her look old. Same amount of dresses.
Hurrah! A new series of oak island on TV tonight, no spoilers though please, I think we're about 2 years behind on American TV in the UK.
It's turned into the big bang theory though, I'm determined to watch it to the end, just because I've stuck it out this far.
That place must be like Swiss cheese by now.
It's turned into the big bang theory though, I'm determined to watch it to the end, just because I've stuck it out this far.
That place must be like Swiss cheese by now.
I've just seen a comment on YouTube:
" "Half the population were decimated", so a twentieth of the population then?
" "Half the population were decimated", so a twentieth of the population then?
It’s almost like our edumacation learned us nothing.