Something to lighten the mood

[chrisb]

But tell me, …

 

[techtool]

I've heard some people have trouble sleeping.
Not me, I can do it with my eyes closed.

 

[AllenB]

Body parts can have special meanings..

Having guts = courage
Having a spine = courage
Having cojones = courage
Toes = small pigs that participate in the market economy

 

[Juhazi]

An old friend of mine thought she was too old to start dating again.
I introduced her to another friend, an archeologist.
It seems to be going great.
The older she gets, the more interested he becomes.

I recently started dating my ex-girlfriend again. She is a geriatric nurse!

 

[AllenB]

I've decided to get more protons in my diet. My doctor says I have an ion deficiency.

 

[cracked case]

One woman went to a doctor, and was told she had a cute vagina. I think that's a bit unprofessional.

 

[lcsaszar]

Sure it is from an ophthalmologist.

 

[Cal Weldon]

she had a cute vagina.

Eh? What's that you say?
I said she has acute angina!
Oh, well that's good 'cause I notice her ***s are kinda saggy.

 

[amplidude]

Was at the local recycling centre this week, just had to take a photo of that trailer

 

[cracked case]

Well it's small enough that you can still see the number plate and rear lights, but what would you put in it? A statue would be somewhat top heavy.

 

[amplidude]

Not very usefull, but perfect size for a case of beer, cute though..

 

[techtool]

Maybe this guy owns the OH-WTF plane in #7516 above.

 

[Ixnay]

Well it's small enough that you can still see the number plate and rear lights, but what would you put in it? A statue would be somewhat top heavy.

My neighbors dog, and take the freeway.

 

[cracked case]

This is a better way to transport dogs. Some friends had a similar trike, and used it to transport their daughters, and if the needed to get some shopping, they'd just dump it on top of them, until there were just two giggling heads visible.

 

[Galu]

This is a better way to transport dogs.

Surely the dog should also be wearing a helmet?

 

[chrisb]

Never too late for chocolates

 

[chrisb]

For the music lovers out there

 

[invaderzim]

 

[chrisb]

Just tickled my funny bone. Can’t imagine actually trying to navigate in a pair

 

[chrisb]

🙂