Something to lighten the mood

When foxes get foxy ….

At World’s only phallic museum in Reykavik.
 

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A guy who smokes is out fishing and relaxing on his boat for the day.
After a few hours he goes to light up another cigarette but finds he has no matches left.
Q: How does he manage to get it lit?

A: Easy, take one cigarette and throw it over the side. This makes the whole boat a cigarette lighter.
 
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I recently had my single CC compromised, and after several extended waits on the phone with bank personnel, had to visit a local branch,
Me too. Took care of it online and asked for a follow up call. By the time they called, the new card was already on its way. Like you, the same PIN was issued and the card was pre-activated as yours was. No transaction took place as my card was physically stolen and I made it home in time to cancel and reapply.
Pain in the bottom though as I have auto pay and accounts set up on many items so I had to spend an afternoon changing all those. Then the next afternoon, changing the ones I had forgotten about then one by one as the ones I still hadn't remember were telling me my card was rejected.
But you already know that Chris, heck you're older than me. 🙂
 
Hey, like that is sooooo Canadian eh? Makes me want some back bacon dipped in Maple syrup eh?

Thank I'll go put on my clogs.
Wait, I'm not Dutch.
Rough day at work for the squirrel
Why does he look bigger than the thread starter Bingo? Seriously. If I put that bottle next to my dog...

...wait, what? What do you mean when you say photoshop?

Oh man, I have to get out more often. My phallic symbol is all orange from spending too much screen time while eating cheesies.

Wait, did I say that out loud? 'kay, I'm outta here.
 
Magnus, I would have thought there were enough of those phallic things here already. You figure we need more?
I think so and perhaps this one belongs in that Icelandic museum.
I hope the censors don't have an issue, so here goes.
It's a photo from my 1976 college yearbook..... just a guy in a costume at the Halloween Dance.
And yes Cal, it's sooooo Canadian, eh, from right around the corner at BCIT.
I was at there but my costume was a bit smaller.
 

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