Something to lighten the mood

[Nelson Pass]

I've been considering it for a while. The problem I have is, what I do everyday I do not consider to be work. When you get paid to do what you have fun doing, I cannot consider that to be "work".

When I do not want to go into the office anymore, then it will be time to go into my mad scientist basement and do the laugh...bwahahahah.

My sentiments exactly.

 

[chrisb]

I want chrisb to add something here. Not only is he retired, he has entered some of the best stuff posted here recently.

Gotta cruise my Instagram feed first - not sure I can guarantee any elephant jokes today, though.

 

[chrisb]

Just a few
The department of planning sorta reminds me of recent coordination amongst the 13 local municipal councils, most particularly in regards to timing of major infrastructure upgrades, bike paths, bridges, inspection of structural integrity of concrete high rises, etc - I could go on.
The lower island is an exquisite example of dysfunctional participatory “democracy” at it finest. But then, no doubt Cal might have some musings on the Fraser Valley / Delta area.
cheers, and happy Prime Day shopping y’all👍

 

[myleftear]

Resistance, retirement… could this berelated?

 

[chrisb]

Pew pew pew

 

[myleftear]

This one is great too!

 

[Cal Weldon]

I love cooking with beer.
If there's lots, I might even add it to the food.

 

[Cal Weldon]

Never put off till tomorrow
what you put off for a week or two.

 

[Cal Weldon]

A good friend will bail you out of jail.
Your best friend will be on the bench next to you saying: 'Man that was fun!'

 

[Cal Weldon]

You know you're gettin' old when it's the doctor telling you to slow down, not the police.

 

[Cal Weldon]

Took till I was 50 to realize there is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

 

[Cal Weldon]

I never really appreciated my job until I contemplated what it would be like without one.

 

[Cal Weldon]

You won't live a million dollar dream with a minimum wage work ethic.

 

[Fonebones]

It's bad when you get old, but it's even worse when you don't.

 

[ItsAllInMyHead]

Took till I was 50 to realize there is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

NSFW

A quest for fun...

 

[techtool]

I wonder if I should take a break from this thread and just retire?

I'm on the verge of retirement too. Finally got my plan figured out.

 

[techtool]

Until then I still have to work every day.

 

[cracked case]

I now have the joy of walking two dogs at the same time, an old dog and a puppy. I permanently seem to have one arm stretched out in front of me, and the other stretched out back. Also using a poo-bag whilst holding two leads in one hand can prove to be a challenge.

 

[chrisb]

The mimosa starter is a foregone conclusion

 

[Cal Weldon]

I permanently seem to have one arm stretched out in front of me, and the other stretched out back.

I admire those who can do it.