That´s the sissy way😉
Real Macho Men staple undies straight to their skin.
Here Mickey Rourke got some 20-30 staples to his chest:
Is that from that awful movie where he's wrestling among barbed wire and broken glass?! I did see that movie and it didn't lighten my mind.🤢
Personally I use duck tape to patch my Denver Hayes jockey briefs, which I never buy in white. Sure, they scratch a bit until washed a few times, but at 70yo, it’s not like any mission critical parts are at risk. 😳
All this talk of staples reminds me of the time my 11-yr-old hooligan friends & I were screwing around at the local department store, nothing to do and plenty of time to do it.
For some reason we found ourselves in the tool dept., where I was checking out a heavy-duty staple gun for the first time. Where does the staple come out, I wondered whilst idly squeezing the trigger handle. I soon discovered not only where it came out, but also where it went in - directly into my thumb!!
Good God Almighty it hurt like hell. But being a good little guilty Catholic, I was more afraid of getting in trouble than anything else. So I just stifled my agony and made a bee line for the exit, leaving a steady trail of blood drops on the linoleum all the way across the store.
The worst part was, I went back the next week and most of it was still there! Yeesh.
For some reason we found ourselves in the tool dept., where I was checking out a heavy-duty staple gun for the first time. Where does the staple come out, I wondered whilst idly squeezing the trigger handle. I soon discovered not only where it came out, but also where it went in - directly into my thumb!!
Good God Almighty it hurt like hell. But being a good little guilty Catholic, I was more afraid of getting in trouble than anything else. So I just stifled my agony and made a bee line for the exit, leaving a steady trail of blood drops on the linoleum all the way across the store.
The worst part was, I went back the next week and most of it was still there! Yeesh.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-63821535
delivery robots, having been programmed by a UK team queue like the British stereotype. I think that's cute. Unless of course it has an italian mode you can switch to...
delivery robots, having been programmed by a UK team queue like the British stereotype. I think that's cute. Unless of course it has an italian mode you can switch to...
I sincerely hope that the robots are programmed to turn to the robot behind them, "tut", and say " OH REALLY!" if anouther robot pushes in the line, or have 9 items in the 8 or less queue.
I'm a stickler for supermarket conveyer-belt-barrier etiquette.
Took my Dad to the mall today. We ended up at the food court where we sat next to a young fella with wild hair. It was spiked and had red and green, blue and yellow colours.
Dad kept staring at the guy. Finally the fellow had had enough and looked at my Dad and said 'what's up old man, you never do anything wild?)
Dad looks at him and says 'yes, I got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you might be my son.'
Dad kept staring at the guy. Finally the fellow had had enough and looked at my Dad and said 'what's up old man, you never do anything wild?)
Dad looks at him and says 'yes, I got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you might be my son.'
Cal,
Obviously your dad has a great sense of humor. Doesn’t it possibly worry you about why he raised you? 😉 (For those who are confused.)
Nice picture of you in your youth!
ES
Obviously your dad has a great sense of humor. Doesn’t it possibly worry you about why he raised you? 😉 (For those who are confused.)
Nice picture of you in your youth!
ES
Yes, I have been there. Now my favorite drink looks a lot like that little Canadian puppy dog you have out back.
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Yesterday I bought a sealing strip for the bottom of the door. The description on the package is worth a chuckle.
