The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They alter the facts to fit their views.. which can be uncomfortable if you are one of the facts that need altering.
Doctor Who (Tom Baker).
Doctor Who (Tom Baker).
Interviewer: What is this 4 year gap in your resume?
Me: That's when I went to Yale.
Interviewer: That's impressive, you're hired!
Me: Thanks, I really need this yob.
Me: That's when I went to Yale.
Interviewer: That's impressive, you're hired!
Me: Thanks, I really need this yob.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Not sure but the flag is a big plus.
Not sure but the flag is a big plus.
I am afraid of negative numbers.
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
My dog ate my scrabble tiles.
Now he's leaving little messages everywhere.
Now he's leaving little messages everywhere.
My dog once ate a bunch of crayons, yes really.
His art work was quite colourful for a while, but he had trouble staying inside the lines.
