How do you empty a Scottish pub ?
Shout out "Who's round is it ?"
Shout out "Who's round is it ?"
At the hospital, the ophthalmologist is turning 50 and the staff is greeting him with a cake, decorated with a big eye.
The doctor laughs out loud when seeing the cake and people ask why.
- Well, my friend the gynocologists turns 50 next week ...
The doctor laughs out loud when seeing the cake and people ask why.
- Well, my friend the gynocologists turns 50 next week ...
I company I used to work for that had four of us.
When ever we went out for lunch Andy McDonald (Scotsman) always went to the toilet so someone else paid for the drinks !
RIP Andy.
I remember a beer joint in Ybor City with a big sign behind the bar. "No ID, No Service!"
"That seems very Freudian" I told the bartender.
Oh by the way...
♫ Rubber ducky, you're no fun
You're chock-full of bacter-i-ums
Rubber ducky, I'm disillusioned
With yooouuu... ♫
(the comments are fairly entertaining)
♫ Rubber ducky, you're no fun
You're chock-full of bacter-i-ums
Rubber ducky, I'm disillusioned
With yooouuu... ♫
(the comments are fairly entertaining)
Almost forgot - if you were going for Richard Thompson in that pic, you nailed it! 👍
😊
I don't who that guy is but checked some pics on Google .... old man with a nice trimmed beard and a beret ... I nailed it. Accidently.
The Tees were available on the same page as the tickets and banquet.
I don't who that guy is but checked some pics on Google .... old man with a nice trimmed beard and a beret ... I nailed it. Accidently.
The Tees were available on the same page as the tickets and banquet.
Indeed. Perhaps we should do it ourselfs ? Maybe showing our home-made landmines ?
Audio weapons and deterrence are a real thing. I read that some property managers resorted to playing "The Barney Song" over and over and over in order to deter vagrants from settling on their property. I also heard about a liquor store that had a problem with youths hanging out in front and hassling patrons to get them "a run." They played a high frequency tone that older people can't hear, but youths can. It worked.
If anyone wants to torture me, just put together a playlist with Olivia Neutron Bomb and Abba and force me to listen. Watch my brain come out of my ears!
If anyone wants to torture me, just put together a playlist with Olivia Neutron Bomb and Abba and force me to listen. Watch my brain come out of my ears!
Any modern pop music can make me confess anything from the Troian war to the killing of JFK.
I read just recently that an pwner of an apartment block played various harsh tones to prevent kids from sneaking into the stairwell to smoke and drink.
I read just recently that an pwner of an apartment block played various harsh tones to prevent kids from sneaking into the stairwell to smoke and drink.