Good idea, or you might get caught completely off guard...
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Geordi: Milk is faster than light because it's pasteurised before you see it.
Data: Geordi, making a dad joke when you're not a father is a faux pa.
Data: Geordi, making a dad joke when you're not a father is a faux pa.
Teacher: What is the fastest thing in the world?
-The fastest thing is the light! Because its speed is 300km/sec.
-No, the fastest thing is thought! Because we can transfer to the other side of the universe instantly when we think of it.
-No,no! The fastest thing in the world is diarrhea! Because one night that I got diarrhea, I didn't had the time to think of it nor to switch on the lights...
-The fastest thing is the light! Because its speed is 300km/sec.
-No, the fastest thing is thought! Because we can transfer to the other side of the universe instantly when we think of it.
-No,no! The fastest thing in the world is diarrhea! Because one night that I got diarrhea, I didn't had the time to think of it nor to switch on the lights...
We'll be home in 70 years if we travel at maximum warp...
...but we won't
B'Elanna: There's a problem with the warp core
Janeway: What is it?
B'Elanna: It's the long tube that makes us go fast
...but we won't
B'Elanna: There's a problem with the warp core
Janeway: What is it?
B'Elanna: It's the long tube that makes us go fast
Harrylime6, you are clearly well informed about guns. Though I prefer fists.
I like Noir.
I am seeing Joseph Cotton and Trevor Howard here. Not too sure who the dame is. I was thinking Ingrid Bergman.
An elaborate joke. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Third_Man
BTW, Smoking can Harm your Health. (Usual disclaimer.)
I like Noir.
I am seeing Joseph Cotton and Trevor Howard here. Not too sure who the dame is. I was thinking Ingrid Bergman.
An elaborate joke. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Third_Man
BTW, Smoking can Harm your Health. (Usual disclaimer.)
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@system7
Hi, system7
The Dame is Alida Valli who was acknowledged in the credits by her last name only. I Love this film soooo much. The cast is brilliant with Bernard Lee (who went on to play Dr No in the first James Bond film of the same name) turning in a wonderful performance as Sgt. Paine. Carol Reed was the director. Other films by Mr Reed worth catching Odd Man Out (1947), The Fallen Idol (1948), and Our Man In Havana (1959). Everything comes together (cue zither) for an outstanding cinematic experience. But you have seen the film so you already know this. Whatever the case, thanks for commenting and the attached clip
-Edward
Hi, system7
The Dame is Alida Valli who was acknowledged in the credits by her last name only. I Love this film soooo much. The cast is brilliant with Bernard Lee (who went on to play Dr No in the first James Bond film of the same name) turning in a wonderful performance as Sgt. Paine. Carol Reed was the director. Other films by Mr Reed worth catching Odd Man Out (1947), The Fallen Idol (1948), and Our Man In Havana (1959). Everything comes together (cue zither) for an outstanding cinematic experience. But you have seen the film so you already know this. Whatever the case, thanks for commenting and the attached clip
-Edward
I liked "Our Man in Havana":
Excellent cast.
Let me surprise you!
Cat versus Mouse is an established genre:
https://getpocket.com/explore/item/11-lesser-known-fairy-tales?
Hope it helps.
Excellent cast.
Let me surprise you!
Cat versus Mouse is an established genre:
https://getpocket.com/explore/item/11-lesser-known-fairy-tales?
Hope it helps.
This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Maine. After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall...
He asks the bartender, "What the %#@! is that?"
The bartender replies, "It's a moose."
The Scottish chap shouts back, "%#@! me! How big are the cats?"
He asks the bartender, "What the %#@! is that?"
The bartender replies, "It's a moose."
The Scottish chap shouts back, "%#@! me! How big are the cats?"
