Buttons: Sorry I’m late. I’ve been to the optician’s. He’s just told me I’m colour blind.
Dame: Colour blind?
Buttons: Yes, it came as a real bolt out of the orange.
Dame: Colour blind?
Buttons: Yes, it came as a real bolt out of the orange.
That's how half the country actually thinks. It's funny and embarrassing at the same time.If I really wanted to be insulting to Americans (I don't really, it's only a JOKE!):
"They do our lawns and laundry" That's what it's like in my neighborhood. I didn't grow up in such an upscale community and I still do all my own laundry and yardwork. It makes me feel good that a young family moved in across the street and the guy does his own yardwork. We drink the same beer too (Tyskie). We hit it off right away.
Whoever designed that leggings must not like Scandinavia because it's placed right in the middle of the gorge.That last joke takes the biscuit! - and - Do you fancy a World Tour?
I am from the US, the map looks about right to me. No offense at all, this is a thread for humor after all. Thin skinned stay away!
😆 Good advice but not all of them listen.Thin skinned stay away!
I was doing some environmental testing at a lab and I was working with a couple of guys; I don't remember their names; call them Rick and Steve. They were a couple of jokers but when I first was introduced Steve says:
"Working with Rick is kind of like working alone only harder."
I thought that was hilarious.
"Working with Rick is kind of like working alone only harder."
I thought that was hilarious.
Whoever designed that leggings must not like Scandinavia...
They may elicite words like 'gorge-ous' and 'crack-ing' from some! 😉
No BIG difference, only front one needs a Horse mask, the other a Gas mask.I used to have a job as a pantomime horse, but I quit while I was a head.
Yes, and after that how about a journey to the center of the earth .......Do you fancy a World Tour?
Yes, absolutely. A really big one, with two distinct epicenters, that keeps smoldering until the next one comes along... you know.
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