I told my cat I would teach him English.
He said, "Me how?"
He said, "Me how?"
As a child, if your mom loved you, she'd let you lick the beaters. If she really loved you, she'd turn off the beater first.
On the same vein:
"what´s yellow? > BZZZZTTTT!!! > red?"
A baby chick inside a blender.
Maybe a little too macabre?
What has four legs and one arm?
A pitbull in the children's playground
What has four legs and one arm?
A pitbull in the children's playground
I think many languages have similar issues.
I had a Greek friend who always insisted that Greek was the perfect language because "every letter is always pronounced the same way" so once you learn the sounds, you can easily read / pronounce any word, even unfamiliar ones.
I said, OK show me. Out came a Greek newspaper and I got my first lesson..... didn't even make it through one paragraph before the "exceptions" started popping up. After a few more, I said "it's about the same as English".
He gave up and never mentioned the subject again.
Yes, of course, as most men would, but I bite my tongue, lest I be banned.
Attachments
I've been loving the "Bad Lip Reading" Youtube channel. Here are many funny moments created from short TV clips of American football.
Click the "Watch On Youtube" part to see it.
Click the "Watch On Youtube" part to see it.
Google made some progress on the bioligical researchs side, now in California animals are talking
That would be Hawai'ian
And, they don't overindulge either. Just 12 letters and a '