IKEA has finally admitted that their meatballs are actually made from people who never found the exit.
A Canadian man was arrested recently for teaching his dog to bite people who put pineapple on their pizza.
I repeated your post over on the "Procrastination" thread - giving you due credit of course!
Yes, it's clear some develop amazing abilities early in life...
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All lubed up and rearin' to go!
Yep! Me too, pays off when you're crawling around in tight spots having to fix stuff noone thought would ever need fixing.
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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
I can't stop either. A new meaning to the term "family Joules!"
Brings to mind the urban legend of the guy who climbed a 220 kV transmission tower - with a 6 pack of beer. Or was that an ACTUAL Darwin Award winner?
That site is funny, some people do amazing things.
Gerbil joke was wildly funny.
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Gerbil joke was wildly funny.
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There is another story somewhere else, a rhino got 500 Volts instead of 5 Volts in his family jewels, it was for a semen sample....
He was startled, to put it mildly.
He was startled, to put it mildly.
Marble races. I had no idea. YouTube decided I should watch it. Can't believe what has gone into this.