Something to lighten the mood

I know that last one as "Why are there no pubs on the Moon?"!
 

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I generally disapprove of Cats. Ruthless Predators. Cruel to birds.

But admire their intellectual abilities, even if total Psychopaths.

I really don't know why this Ukrainian Woman felt any need to rescue her Cat from the Russians.

Surely it has the ability to survive if left behind? 9 lives an' all that?
 

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I can be a bit weird at times, but I went to an Inquest on Monday 7th. March into the circumstances of my neighbour Lawrence W****'s death at Portsmouth Coroners Court. Thing is, I discovered his dying body on the floor. So was a participant.

The Judge was impressed I stood up when she entered the Court, so we hit it off straightaway.

Anyhow, the verdict was "Died of multiple organ failure, following a long lie".

Me and the Judge had a private moment after the Inquest. Poor ol' Chelsea (In the Hat) had a massive Stroke. 2 days on the floor didn't help, and he hadn't looked after himself. Judge thought the old boy kinda gave up. But we agreed you don't get up after a bilateral stroke.

I ran out to the Shops after the Inquest and bought lots of Vitamins. One must look after oneself.
 

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No, not exactly, but I have to be careful what I say. These are dark times.

Anyhow, we seem to be equipped for a lack of Russian Oil in my backyard!

Tyres pumped up and chain oiled. Lights charged up!

Still significant issues about recycling, but maybe what I and Greta Thunberg call "on the back-burner" right now.

Portsmouth Council does not currently recycle food trays or bags.
 

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This lightened my mood last night! My good neighbour Paul has had his troubles lately.

Been fighting a losing battle with Portsmouth Council about the standard of care afforded to his beloved sister, who has Down's syndrome.

He has moved on after defeat. As his technical advisor, I have been helping him with his old broken and unfixable PC speakers. Been using headphones lately.

He banged on my window and showed me what he has just bought. £26 for a pair of Logitech Z200 speakers at local supplier Novatech!

Imitation is the severest form of flattery. They are just like mine!
 

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I have occasionally heard my Friends talking behind my back.

They reckon I have Asperger's syndrome. I don't care. You is what you is.

What they haven't spotted is I may well be an AI. Time will tell.

I was in W.H.Smith's bookshop yesterday. Felt strangely drawn to buy "Klara and the Sun".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klara_and_the_Sun

But decided to get it from the Library for gratis. Why pay for it?
 

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