I've been exploring the wonderful world of edibles for a while.
Really quite nice, especially along with good music.
And no paraphernalia needed.
Really quite nice, especially along with good music.
And no paraphernalia needed.
I used to take large amounts of Ibuprofen before my daily walk. If I didn't I'd be crippled by pain after about a mile and a half. The doctor said to use an edible instead of running my liver in overdrive. Good call! I get so much more out of my walks now, and arrive home refreshed instead of groaning in pain.
When I first started these walks, I used to refer to my right leg as my "dead leg." After about a mile the pain was off the charts and I would be literally dragging my leg along. I could hardly lift my leg off the floor in the best of situations. My leg is still messed up, but it is so much better.
When I first started these walks, I used to refer to my right leg as my "dead leg." After about a mile the pain was off the charts and I would be literally dragging my leg along. I could hardly lift my leg off the floor in the best of situations. My leg is still messed up, but it is so much better.
We all seem to have forgotten that this thread is titled:
"Something to lighten the mood"
"Something to lighten the mood"
Not me.
Roses are red, Violets are red,
Bushes are red,
Trees are red,
My garden is on fire.
Roses are red, Violets are red,
Bushes are red,
Trees are red,
My garden is on fire.
Nor me.
On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!
Spike Milligan
On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!
Spike Milligan
Sorry for the hijack. Let's move on to an Archie Bunker joke.
A priest and a rabbi were sitting at the bar. The priest said "How come you never eat pork?" The rabbi said "It's against my religion. How come you never go out with any girls?" The priest said "It's against my religion." The rabbi said "You should try it. It's better than pork."
A priest and a rabbi were sitting at the bar. The priest said "How come you never eat pork?" The rabbi said "It's against my religion. How come you never go out with any girls?" The priest said "It's against my religion." The rabbi said "You should try it. It's better than pork."
Galu, I have not read my Spikey books for a while, nor the Goon shows...please post the place where you took it from...
Terence Alan 'Spike' Milligan boards a train, sergeant gives him a photo of Hitler, says that is your enemy...he said in his book 'I searched the entire train but could not find him...'
Terence Alan 'Spike' Milligan boards a train, sergeant gives him a photo of Hitler, says that is your enemy...he said in his book 'I searched the entire train but could not find him...'
There was another story in his books about WWII being caused because Hitler was not treated properly when he needed Preparation H, the doctor was allegedly of a different religion...
A mate of Spike says 'you mean we could end the war by dropping a load of Preparation H on Berlin?!
Moderators, your call...
A mate of Spike says 'you mean we could end the war by dropping a load of Preparation H on Berlin?!
Moderators, your call...
Not specifically you...
But the laws vary from state to state, and offenders are punished at different intensity.
You are walking home after dinner, thinking of bed, and you get hit by a stoned drunk driving a car in an unsafe manner.
At least the driver should behave responsibly...
But the laws vary from state to state, and offenders are punished at different intensity.
You are walking home after dinner, thinking of bed, and you get hit by a stoned drunk driving a car in an unsafe manner.
At least the driver should behave responsibly...
Getting off track here. Not feeling lightened. Can someone please steer us in the right direction?
Reminds me of the George Jones tune... I had one just like 'er, son back in 1963.
... I'm no expert, but that might be '63 split window...
Lovely, just lovely...
... I'm no expert, but that might be '63 split window...
Lovely, just lovely...
I might be convinced that all my wife's essential oil misty things are ok if they were in that housing... I may even put one near the bench.
Do I foresee an Etsy shop called HAF...? <awaits lightning strike>
Do I foresee an Etsy shop called HAF...? <awaits lightning strike>