Something to lighten the mood

I took a precious orchid and a box of chocolates with me' The night she first invited me to her home.
Champagne – a Veuve Cliquot – a small basket of food for two, Russian caviar, camembert and foie gras pâté.
Three - one hundred and fifty-two and sixty-five to no avail, Because there was a mattress in the hallway.
Ouch! Uh-oh! There was a mattress in the hallway
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So the cheese sat and dried, the champagne bottle We never uncorked and drank from.
There was a mattress in the hallway. The champagne bottle is where it is, so I won't even get a tenner on return.
Three - a hundred and fifty - two and sixty-five to no avail, Because there she was already naked in the hallway! Ouch! Ouch!

There she was already naked in the hallway! Oh! Oh!
There she was already naked in the hallway! Oh!
 
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Good looks run in my family. My Blonde haired, blue eyed Niece once attended the Swedish Embassy.

Everybody spoke Swedish to her, until she explained she was very English and very Conservative, "Ta very Much". (Ta sa mukke in Svensk, I believe). They couldn't believe it! 😀

Why do jag mention this?

She lent me two books for my perusal.

Interesting choice.

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How we laughed about this at the Public House nearby.

As is well-known to fans of Third Rock from the Sun, John Grisham writes books about Lawyers who solve Crimes.

Even his kids' books about Theodore Boone are about Lawyers who solve Crimes.

Another elaborate JOKE. 😉

Best Regards from Sven in England.